What the fuck is Martin Luther King Day?

Martin Luther King day is bullshit. Because of this 'holiday', I have to wait yet another day for bitch ass USPS to deliver something to me. Ok now let's define holiday.

A day free from work that one may spend at leisure, especially a day on which custom or the law dictates a halting of general business activity to commemorate or celebrate a particular event. 2. A religious feast day; a holy day.

So, today, the peticular date we are commemorating (yeah right) is everything MLK accomplished for the civil rights movement. He changed how things were, and ended apartheid. He was a balsy motherfucker, who got capped for the great things he did. It's sad. Although, this is an important fact in history, it's not like he discovered America, or FREED the slaves. (Hence President's Day, which actually honors George Washington and Abraham Lincoln's birthdays)

I'll tell you why MLK has a national holiday. It's because after the smoke had cleared after his death, the politicians knew that things had to change. 70% of them were still racist, and were still for apartheid. But the daft public couldn't possibly know this, so the senate votes to approve this national holiday. Why? They did it so they could get the black vote. They knew the brothaz could help get them elected, and that is indeed why the Democrats were mostly for it. It's sad. But today, my package didn't come because of a bullshit holiday. The most interesting opinion dynamics poll I've seen which was done by CNN says that black people say the greatest president of all time is Clinton, versus white people, who believe Lincoln is the greatest of all time. Hmmm.... I'll let you ponder that one. I'll save my comments for the upcoming rant in which I bitch about how badly rap has destroyed the black community.

I truly believe they should make a The Sick Day. I deserve a national holiday, because I'm so god damn cool. This is how it would go: It would be a normal working day, with the exception of the way people act. Everyone must be completely honest, and say whatever the fuck they way. Oh man, it would be so cool to hear an old lady at the grocery store tell me I suck dick because I'm a kid in an old person's town. I'd love it. Imagine driving. Ohhhhh man. It'd be better then Christmas. On The Sick Day, people would come to my special temple of wisdom in Beverly Hills, Florida, where I will tell them all to fuck off. Ahh yes, the world is mine.

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