Warrrrrrr

It's about time. This is some highly entertaining shit. I stayed up pretty late watching the developments on Fox News. My mom was watching CNN, and lemme tell ya, Fox News has 10 times better coverage. It was good shit though. They're so fucked it's unbelievable. I'm watching a press conference right now with bullet head Ari. What the fuck kind of name is Ari? Sounds like a homosexual name to me. Kind of like Will, or Elton. I can't wait for the shock and awe phase to begin.

This pretty much sucks. I have a headache and it's not going away. But it should shortly. I love my Ibuprofen. I'm going to the county fair tonight with Dalyce, Christie, and Ed. It'll be fun I'm sure. I just read something a few days ago about a carnival ride malfunctioning in Jacksonville. I hope it's not the same motherfuckers who are doing our fair. No farris wheel for me bitches. Ok, I've gotta piss pretty badly, time to check out.

Time.. To Bomb... Saddam.