Freddy Vs Jason

I went to see Freddy Vs Jason with my girlfriend this weekend. Seeing the fucking movie in the first place was a quest in and of itself.

This is the policy of both Regal Cinemas in my area. If you're 17, you are allowed to get into a rated R movie. However, all people with you must be 17 as well. This is such bullshit. However, if you have a guardian with you, then you can be 10 and get into the movie. It just doesn't make sense. I'm 17, my girlfriend is (a very mature sophomore) 15. Because of this, I had to have my mom drive 15 minutes to the fucking faggot theater to buy our tickets. It's bullshit. I could walk right into Blockbuster and rent a rated R movie, but oh no, god forbid I hear the word 'fuck' or see someone decapitated, or see blood and murder. I mean, I could just turn on my TV, and put on any national news network and see that.

So, after finally getting into the fucking movie, without noticing, we were seated directly in front of an entire family, accompanied by 3 small children under the age of 11 I'd say. So, my 15 (almost 16) year old girlfriend can't see a few pairs of tits, which she has by the way. I mean, how shocking and corruptive for a female to see fat, wrapped with skin, with a circlular bulls-eye like object in the center, on the front of each. I mean, if she didn't see those dirty dirty parts of her body every time she showered or changed her clothes, then maybe I would see the corruptive factor of the skin wrapped fat attached to the chest. These objects can definitely trigger dirty dirty sinful thoughts.

So anyways, they will allow these little 11 year old shits in the theater as long as their ignorant parents are with them, but not my girlfriend. It's fucking inane. Those little fucking shits wouldn't shut the fuck up either. It was pissing me the fuck off. I was seriously considering beating each of them in the face with my shoe. Fucking fags.

The movie it self was fucking wonderful. I love nothing more than seeing decapitation, a good power struggle, a good mind fuck, violent rampages, and blood... Blood... I love violence, and this movie truly made my day fucking great.