Post On Percocet
I went to the ER last night. I thought I had a killer hemorrhoid, but apparently I have parianal cellulitus. It sucks. I can't sit. There is a massive bulge, like 4-5 inches long and 2 inches wide near my asshole. It's fucking horrible. It is the most painful shit ever. But my doctor gave me percocet. It's great. I feel cool, cuz well it's a narcotic and because it makes this hurt not as bad. I had to get my ass violated to get the percocet though. it fucking sucked. i feel sorry for any of you ladies out there who take it up the ass. but anways, I was in unbearable pain lastr night. It was the worst shit ever. Kermit the frog is really cool. Ever heard that song 'It aintt easy being gfreen'? i like it. He's all like 'it's not that easy... being green'. It's cool. I got a new car but i'll explain that when im not oped up cuz i will make no sense. My neighbor jhust started up his motor cycle and it scared the shit out of me cuz its all modded out and it sounded like a fucking tank or something. I've been playing star wars jedi acdemy a lot latey. It's fun as fuck. i want some legos. someone buy me some i dont wanna wait for christmas. one time about 5 years ago, i was in new jersry at a laundry matt playing with legos, and these kinds my age came in and started talking shit and laughing cuz i was playing with legos and i got all up in their fucking face and then my dad calmed the sitatui9n. it was cool. my vocabulary righr now is not cool hough. I can't think right. I'm gonnna go take a sitz bath cuz its supposed to help whoa im tired. praise jesus!
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