Florida Subpoenas 8 oil Companies

Florida subpoenas 8 oil companies over soaring gas prices: South Florida Sun-Sentinel It's about fucking time. Charlie Crist gets my vote next election. Charlie Crist, my state's attorney general, you are the man and I love you.

Ahem. Let's do a little bit of math to see how much these 8 cocksucking corporations are stealing from me. Keep in mind, I'm only doing math for the gas I use for work that I put in my work only car. Last year, in my area, average gas was about 1.52. This article states it anyway. So we'll use that number. I need 6 gallons of gas everyday. 5 times a week. That's $9.12 a day, $45.60 a week, $182.40 a month and $2380.32 a year. Just for work gas. I got gas at the nearest gas station yesterday at a fucking disgusting price of $2.09 a gallon. It's been around this price for 2 weeks now. I now spend $12.54 a day, $62.70 a week, 250.80 a month, and... $3272.94 a year. This is JUST the gas I use delivering pizzas. The difference just makes me want to start fucking bombing every gas station in the US. I lose $3.42 a day, $17.10 a week, $68.40 a month and... (*thinks about killing some corporate cocksuckers again*), 892.62 a year. So let's summarize.

The greedy cocksucker motherfuckers are literally stealing:
3 DOLLARS AND 42 CENTS A DAY or
17 DOLLARS AND 10 CENTS A WEEK or
68 DOLLARS AND 40 CENTS A MONTH or...
892 FUCKING DOLLARS AND 62 GOD DAMN CENTS A YEAR

THAT'S 892 DOLLARS THAT THEY ARE FUCKING STEALING FROM ME! THIS DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING INCLUDE THE FUCKING 16 GALLONS I USE A WEEK ON MY TALON THAT ONLY FUCKING GETS 21 MPG.

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