I Love My Rights Being Violated

OBD died! Haha. Fucking hilarious. Another victory for Metal.

I'm pretty fucking bored. And I'm fucking tired of these fucking constitution violating asshole cocksucker K9 cops in my county. I get pulled over because the OWNER of the car I was driving had an expired license. Asshole fuck then asks if he can search my car - which I fucking knew he was going to do because it happens every fucking time.

I tell him no. I say "No, you can't search my car. I'm on my way home from work, and I just want to go home... now." He says "Well ok but I'm a K9 officer so I'm just going to run my dog around the car. I say "Well running that dog around my car is, by definition, searching my car. But you're going to do it anyways so whatever.".

He runs the fucking dog around, and just like last time this happened to me, the dog "alerted" to my car. Bullshit motherfucker because just like last time, there is nothing in the god damn car that the dog would alert to. The fuck goes through everything until he finds an empty bottle of Vicodin, from when I had this dental abbess. He says that was what the dog alerted to. I said "I don't think so." I explained to him that cop dogs cannot smell pills because they DO NOT have a mothefucking odor. A fucking dog can't smell something with no fucking smell. I know this, because the last fucking cop explained this to me because he didn't want to let me go until he fucking found something.

So I explained all of this to him nicely, and he said that the dog can indeed smell pills. Bullshit. Lying motherfucker. They lie their fucking asses off because they want to search every fucking person's fucking car because cops in my county have absolutely shit to do at night because there IS NO CRIME. So they just randomly fucking search everyone they can, violating their 4th amendment fucking right just because they're bored and have nothing to do. It's much like fishing. Fucking assholes.