February 01, 2003

Turtles and Mafioso Hats.
Well I went to the flea market today. It's nice to spend a few hours around dishonest, dirty, scumy rednecks. A bit refreshing. Well, I bought 2 baby turtles at 5 bucks a piece. One's a lazy fuck and never moves, but the other is like hyper. They're so pimp.

I also bought a Fedura. (Mafioso Hat) It's the fucking shit. I've been looking for one forever, and I finally find one, at the flea market, for 5 fucking dollars. I looked the brand up online. Turns out this hat is vintage, and costs $80.00 new. How bad ass is that? And I got it for 5 fucking dollars. Looks brand new too. Oh my god it owns me.

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