Troubleshoot my cock and balls you incompetent assfucks.

Oh man. Those technical support bastards at Apple are fuckheads. Let me explain what happened...

My computer wasn't recognizing my iPod. I would attach it to my computer via firewire, and it wouldn't mount on my desktop, or in iTunes. So I call apple, and the guy I'm talking to has me do some shit, doesn't work, so he says it defective, and has me send it back to Apple for them to fix it. Apple owns in that area. They send me a box, with nice high quality padding, and tape. They give very simple instructions in a letter in the box to put the iPod in, and tape the box closed, and to rip off the invoice on the box, and under it is their address. Pretty sweet huh? The next day it leaves my house airborne, and I get it back 3 days later. So they 'fixed' it, and sent it back. I was damn pleased.

When the box came, I opened it and connected it to my computer via firewire.... Nothing. I was pissed as fuck. So I called back, and the guy I talked to was daft, and baffled. He told me a specialist would call me back later that day. Fine, whatever. Three days later, I get the call from Apple, and this guy has me do lots of shit, he clearly knew what he was doing, he was a good guy. So we figure out that there's a problem with MY firewire ports on my computer, since I plugged it into my friend's iBook and it worked fine. So this jabroni tells me I need to take my computer in to be services. I hate taking it in because I have to drop it off at this place 45 minutes away, and this dumb ass fixes it. I would have to be without it for days. I fucking hate that shit, so I said fuck it, and I decided I was going to sell the iPod in eBay, and put that money towards buying a new iMac.

So today, around ehhh 6:00 PM, I wake up from a nap, and the power had gone out for like a minute. So I angrily stumble to my computer, and start it up. I go take a piss, and come back to the amazement that my iPod was mounted, and showing on my desktop. iTunes was even open. I had left it attached to the firewire cable from a couple days ago when the 'smart' guy was helping me. I was like 'What the fuckkkk'. So I updated my iPod, and recopied all my songs to it, (they had been deleted when I sent it to Apple) and changed my mind about selling it on eBay. So what the fuck Apple? 4 technical support agents, and one hardware specialist who physically opened my iPod could not make this work on my computer, but the power going out does? You motherfucking buffoons. I'm calling Apple tomorrow to tell them. I guess my iPod just needed a kick in the nuts.

The moral of this story: People are not as smart as they claim to be.