Nipple Slip!

I'm not big on entertainment news or any of that lame Hollywood bullshit. However, I find nipple slips quite funny. It happens so often. Here we have Heidi Klum and her boyfriend Seal. Heidi Klum is some nasty anorexic model. I have no idea how she gained celebrity status. And Seal hasn't been popular since 1994. With that fucking lame ass Kiss By a Rose shit. Ugh, what a homo. He has the face of a pit bull. Nice nipple though.

A few observations: What the fuck is in his pocket? Is it a pig? Why is it there? And what the fuck is in her hand? Are they engaging in some sort of pubic sex/erotic stuffed beanie baby fetish thing? Pretty fucking bizarre if you ask me.

And what's up with his Rico Suave style shirt? What a gay man. Why do people shave their heads bald like that? Doesn't it get cold? I'd imagine it does. Man, what a bunch of freaks.

Speaking of gay men, I'm trying to derive a plan to make the gay bitch at my work to freak out and kill someone. I think it would be quite entertaining. Now, I don't necessarily have a problem with homos. What I have a problem with is his attitude. He bitches about absolutely everything and never shuts the fuck up. It's constant bitching from him. So I use his gay personality and lifestyle as something to use to make fun of him. Just wanted to make the clarification. I don't hate everyone in any certain group. Except 'Native Americans'. Fucking Indians... >:O

Update: Opps, my bad. I accidently misspelled the URL for that image. Doesn't that suck! My apologies.