Habitual 'Suicide' Jumper

Habitual Suicide Jumper Saved... Again.

Why... Oh why the fuck do they keep stopping traffic for this fucking piece of shit? Let the fuck kill himself. Jesus Christ. By my count, he has attempted 'suicide' 10 times since 1996. Depression doesn't fucking last 8 years. Especially with the amount of help this faggot is getting. HE'S DOING IT FOR ATTENTION. He is that fucking crazy that he keeps doing this bullshit to get attention and to feel like people care. No one cares. All he accomplishes by doing this is making a news headline and backing up traffic on major highways for hours. And that is fucked up. This little suicidal girly bitch's life absolutely is not worth backing up traffic for any amount of time. Just let him fucking jump, clean up the mess, and stop this shit once and for all.

I mean come on, 10 times in 8 years. 10! If he really wanted to die, I think he would have killed himself in a way in which no one could 'save' him. If he was that desperate to die, he'd overdose on pills. He could take a bunch of sleeping pills and goto sleep on a set of train tracks. He could jump in front of a bus in the middle of rush hour. He could stab himself in the neck with any sharp object. He could rob a bank with a plastic gun, and when police show up, he can point the plastic gun at them and start charging them. Suicide by cop is a great method. He could also drive a car going 80 off a cliff, or possibly into a building. There are tons and tons of really really clever and original ways to kill yourself in which no one can stop you. This guy has no imagination. Let him die already. He does not deserve the attention he is given. Don't fuck with Darwin's Theory. It's futile.