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The grand opening of the sickest online store of all time is now officially October 31st, 2004. A nice dark day to unleash some dark, sick ____s. I'm very confident that I will take the ____ industry by storm. I believe I have a very creative mind, and I believe that I know a lot about what I'm doing, and what my targeted audience wants. Because I am the targeted audience. It's a genuine kind of thing. I have tons of good marketing ideas. Things people would never think of. Things that would make people say 'Wow, that's pretty cool. I'm gonna check this site out'. I'm going to make a name for myself. Well, not for myself. I'm going to create something that is going to make people laugh, and hopefully in that fit of laughter they will decide to buy a ____. Frequent visitors of the site will know all about the ____s and maybe a few have seen some of the preliminary designs. Either way, in 2 years I have great faith that I'm gonna be rolling around in a pile of cash while running a company the way I want to. Genuinely creating ____s for the sole purpose of allowing people to make a statement. I'll get into it further when October 31st grows nearer. In the mean time, I have to get to work. Outro.