Sleepy Babble

I'm tired. But I cannot sleep. It's 5:27 am right now and I have to leave to take my girlfriend to school in an hour. I'm such a sweet bf, I know. I go through all this damn suffering just so I can see her for an hour in the morning. I think I deserve a trophy for all of the driving I do. I spend most of my time in a car driving. I should get some type of recognition. Like, they give out special awards at the Grammy's and Academy Awards and shit. So maybe someone should make me some kinda special Driver of the Century award. I am a professional driver, you know. Ok enough tooting of my horn and balls. I should think of something to talk about besides how much I drive. Hmm...

If anyone tells you that you can make a fortune on eBay, tell them to fuck off. You know I was thinking, what the fuck does 'bay' have to do with an auction side. I mean, ok I get the e. Electronic. So somehow Electronic Bay = Auction Website? Is this some type of crazy auction linger that I am not aware of? Or perhaps this just doesn't make sense. eAuction would be cooler. Or eBid. Yes eBid would have been a much better name for the words first and largest auction site. I'm going to have a word with someone about this. Perhaps I can get the name changed. It annoys me.

Ya know what else annoys me? Indians. Now, I don't mean the Hindu kinda with the dots on your head at your local gas station. I think those guys are alright, and they treat us Americans a lot better than your standard toothless whore at other gas stations. I'm down with the Hindus. Besides, Buddah rocks. The least fucked up religion in my opinion. Anyway, I'm taking Native Americans. I don't like them very much. First of all, they think they're better than us because they're 'natives'. Well, I don't think any of them were alive when Columbus found this shit so they can fuck off. Natives my ass. Secondly, they're hardcore into drugs. They love their peace pipe. They're always high, and I particularly look down on drug users. They're also heavily involved in casinos. I mean come on now. How more corrupt can something be? Those Indian casinos and the indians behind them are VERY corrupt. I just don't like how they are. All about spirits and shit, and dream catchers and mohawks and painting shit on your face. That's so fucking stupid. I'd like a paint a picture of a cock on their faces. Now that would be cool.

So indians can fuck off. Along with Germans. Man, do they scare me. I like the English and Australians. In fact, I had a nice conversation with an Australian couple at Disney. Good times. He called me mate. It was quite a cool thing actually. I mean, how many people meet some genuine Aussie Folk and get called mate as they are saying goodbye, huh? It's a damn cool honor I must say.

Fuck I'm tired. I need to go into one of those Sleep Pods. I saw a link for them somewhere on howstuffworkds.com. However, I am far too lazy to go hunt down the link. I need a 20 minute nap, but when I'm asleep there's no getting me up. Unless the world was ending. Then I'd probably get up. But what would be the point of getting up? In sleepy mode, I'd probably think 'Fuck. There's no point in getting up if the world is ending' And then I'd just fall back asleep and die peacefully. But maybe I was actually the key to saving the world? Like Ian Malcom/iMac spokesperson guy who's name I forgot did in Independence Day. He uploaded the virus. He was a smart brother. Along with Will Smith. That scene with them both walking toward the truck with their bitches in it was so bad ass. One of the more memorable movie moments. The music right at that part is so bad ass. I used to have that soundtrack a long time ago when I was really young. It was a 7 minute song and I'd just fast forward to that part of the song. I was damn cool then too.

Tired... Oh, so... tired. I want to drop. I want to go lay on my bed and close my eyes and fall asleep. Oh that would be nice. God damn tiredness. I've only been up for 16 hours. Ehh, I guess that is a bit much. I wish I could never sleep. I'm gonna go figure out a way to not sleep.