Public Service Announcement

If you see a turtle struggling to cross the road, do not drive right past it, or around it, or over it in an attempt to go on with your busy life. If you do that, it makes you a scumbag cocksucker mothefucker and you deserve to have your fucking nuts in in a vice. Instead, pull over, or if you can't, just stop right in the middle of the fucking road. Pick that bad boy up. Be careful, he might squirm a little but they won't attack you. Help him along to the other side of the road and make sure he's well on his way. If you don't do this, you're a piece of shit and I'll fuck up your program.