Lions Are Fucked Up

I'm watching Cheetahs fuck on Animal Planet. The female doesn't want it. She keeps rejecting him. Poor fella. He tried though and he got a little bit of booty it seems. Whoa... Male lions "won't tolerate" other male's offspring when they take over a pride. So they fucking kill them. Literally. He killed it with one bite to the neck. That's fucked up. Crazy god damn lions. Now he's licking the damn thing, maybe he feels bad. Oh nevermind now he's eating it. That's great. And the momma lion is bitching at him. :( Now the make lion is bitching back. Wow, this is crazy. Animal Planet rules.

Here come some Elephants walking near Lions. I wonder of the Lions will step to them. Nope, they didn't. The elephants chased those bitches away. Oh now I think I'm gonna see some more animal rape. Yep. Why is this ok to show on tv? I don't get it. Man this female lion is purring like crazy. Oh shit, these lions are about to fuck up some buffalo. A whole bunch of them. Oh shit now they're running. Oh man one getting gang banged by like 4 lions. That was a total assault. God damn. "The fate of the buffalo is sealed" says the narrator. Now the other buffalo are just standing nearby, watching. Nature rocks. Now the rest of the pride as arrived to eat some buffalo. The females and the cubs have to wait until the males are done. Sounds like middle eastern culture, huh? What do they both have in common? Animals and savages.