TLC Sucks and Comas Rock

I'm going to Barnes and Noble today with my girlfriend. It's kinda a cool thing to do. I like it. I don't know why. I just like going there and hanging out, looking for cool books, even though I don't like reading books. It's just cool I suppose.

The Learning Channel (TLC) used to be such a fucking cool channel. It used to be in that same elite group with History Channel, Animal Planet and Discovery. Not anymore though. It has turned into TLCFLFHW. That's right, TLCFLFHW: The Learning Channel For Lazy Fat House Wives. Stupid bitches. Nothing but fags on that channel fixing up houses and doing the most lame shit. It used to be a really good journal. I'm watching Discovery right now. To be specific, I'm watching this show called Myth Busters. It's pretty cool. They just caught a Daddy Long Legs spider in a sauté cup. I think they could have found a more suitable holding device. Apparently, they are very deadly spiders but they simply don't have long enough fangs to inject their deadly poison.

I had an interesting thought the other day. I hate driving to my girlfriend's house, and to this town about 15 minutes away in general because it's one lane the whole way, people drive slow as fuck, and there's construction going on. It's extremely frustrating. Before this though, I was reading a story about some fireworks stunt gone wrong, and these stupid fucking kids lit one of their friends on fire and he was burned hardcore style. He went to the hospital and they do something quite interesting to severe burn patients. They actually put them into a controlled drug induced coma. Now think about that power and apply it to your life. Wouldn't it be awesome to fall asleep for say a month or two while things happen around you? It eliminates the waiting process, assuming a coma is just like sleeping and it isn't like that trippy shit in Monkeybone. So I was thinking, it would be pretty cool if I could just go into one of these drug induced comas, and by the time I woke up, the construction would be done and I'd have 2 lanes of freedom to drive to my girlfriend's house. I love radical ideas.