Subliminal Mind Fuck - BEWARE

Let's take a quick look at bias in the media. I literally just woke up like fucking a minute and a half ago and I begin to read the news and I'm exposed to this crap. And my god damn eyes hurt.

Ok now, let's look at the first paragraph of this AP news report:

"CLEVELAND - Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the presidential race is too close to call,"

This it how it starts. There's more to the paragraph of course, but this is the opening line. This is the way you word an article when you want to be bias. See how fucked up it is? Now here's the whole thing.

"CLEVELAND - Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the presidential race is too close to call, Democratic nominee John Kerry said Sunday at one of the city's largest predominantly black churches."

Like I said, this is an attempt at mind control and subliminal influence. This is how this SHOULD have been worded if the this dirty ass whore Mary Dalrymple (yes, I spelled her last name right) should have worded this:

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry said on Sunday at one of the city's largest predominantly black churches that he believes Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the race is too close to call.

That's how it SHOULD be fucking done. In that way, you are telling the reader that John Kerry believes this instead of saying "THIS, John Kerry believes." The two wordings make a hugh difference on this average reader just skimming through news. NOt me though bitches. I'm too sharp for that shit and I can resist the attempts of bias whores wanting me to vote for one of the worst presidential candidates in all of history.

What a scum bag this Mary Dalrymple is. What a fucking name too. I mean, my name is a pain in the ass too, don't get me wrong. But hers is just much worse than mine. If I were this bitch, I'd have it changed. It sounds like something from Harry Potter. Mary Dalrydopper. Haw haw. Enough of this I'm fucking tired. I need a stimulant to get my ass going.