Trendy Blogging/Real News

The god damn Blog This link that I have saved in my bookmarks bar in Safari isn't working. And it's Blogger's damn fault. Fuckers.

You know what I'm pissed about? Blogging is becoming trendy. It's a god damn trend now. The Dan Rather bullshit has launched bloggers into the mainstream and has given them credibility. That sucks. I hate trendy bullshit and now one of my favorite activities is a god damn trend. Everybody from your fucking dog to your grandma has a blog.

You know, I'm old school with the blog. I've been blogging since they were called 'weblogs'. How about that eh? These newbie faggots probably don't even know that's where the term blog comes from. Because essentially, a web-log was essentially just that. A log of what one did on the web. Now it's a god damn blog and everyone using it to voice their opinion, me included. But it's mostly for political talk now and ya know what?

Political talk is gay. I prefer to talk about what everyone else isn't talking about. Like the new Geico commercials for instance. They're fucking cool, huh? That kung fu fighting one is hilarious. And the robot one. And the few others. They're great. Those guys at Geico have always had a brilliant marketing concept. And not to mention, that gecko sure is great. He's a modern day Mickey.

John Kerry sucks. So does George Bush. George Bush sucks less though, so vote for him. John Kerry's wife scares me. I look at her and I can just tell that she's on drugs. It's just my freakish intuition. I can just feel it, ya know? She's on tons of drugs and sedatives and I can tell she's a psychopath. Hopefully she's psycho enough to pull a Phil Hartman style murder on Kerry? Eh eh?

I keep seeing this goofy clip of John Edwards carrying around a fucking pumpkin. What the fuck is that all about. Fucking goofy shit, man. And right now I see him buying 2 pies from some fucking shitty mom and pop shop. Why am I seeing this. God dammit. I want some fucking news. There's a lot of cool news out there that no one hears about. For example:

As many know, a new CIA director is in place. His name is something Goss. I don't know his first name, and I don't really care. Does it matter? I think not. A last name is good enough. Anywho, he replaced the executive director yesterday or the day before. And the guy he replaced him with actually worked for the CIA 20 years ago. He was forced to resign because he stole some shit from the CIA headquarters. How about that? Isn't that a neat little factoid? I wish I could have been told this news on TV instead of having to read it. Fucking network news. That's why Fark rules. Read that story here by the way.

Alrighty then, I'm off to go fuck your grandma. While I'm at it, I'll set up a blog for her.