So... Today's Valentine's Day.

This morning, my girlfriend gave me this pimp ass silk boxers with little chili peppers on them. It's the coolest shit ever. I'm getting her a puppy for Valentine's Day. She's extremely happy about it. I've never seen her happier actually. She wants a puppy like I want a million dollars.

So anyways, not much pisses me off on Valentine's Day. I feel bad for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with. I know how lucky I am. But the people who bitch, and say how much they hate Valentine's Day because they have no-one pisses me off. I remember this one stupid fucking girl in 8th grade who bitched and bitched and bitched every fucking second in class about how much she hates VD. (Yes, I'm going to abbreviate that from here on out because I'm fucking sick of typing it.) It pissed me off. She was a fat ugly fucking whore who couldn't get fucked if a guy's life depended on it. It's not VD's fault that you're an ugly skank bitch, so why the fuck do you hate it? Stupid bitch. I've met several other people like that. They should die. Well I'm outro, time to work on The (New) Sick website.

Happy Valentine's Day to the people I know who read this.