JFK

Just because a president is assainated, it does not make him great. It does not make him a special president. The greatness of a president is measured by what he does during his term. Not by simply getting a bullet to the brain. It pisses me off that people like the glamorize a guy simply because they feel bad that he was shot while being the president. I see through that bullshit. He was killed, it doesn't make him a special president. Free some fucking slaves or overcome some great problem in the world, or more importantly, our country and then you'll be great. In my opinion. Biatch.

Oh and by the way...(Ironic, horrifying link here.. click it, you know you want to.)

8 Crazy Nights

I fucking love this movie. 8 Crazy Nights. I can watch it over and over again. It is the coolest shit of all time. It's funny. I love ALL of Adam Sandler's shit. His style is brilliant. It appeals to me. All the little things he does, the way he says shit, the fact that the same people are in all of his movies. It's like a bad ass team. And in this movie, he does the voice of 3 of the main characters. It's great. And it's like, a musical kinda. Like an Disney movie, except the songs are fucking funny. 'This time of year sucks, so I'll take my nunchucks, and make sure every single snowman dieeees'. It's funny to me! And Whitey is the man. Damn.

11 Rules To Live By

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967 c.e

I like this. I like this a lot. I agree with every single one of these rules. If you don't, then I hate you.

Halloween

Happy Halloween motherfuckers. \m/