It's Official

Well it's official. Osama Bin Laden Supports Kerry.

Anyone who votes Kerry agrees with Osama. Am I going too far?

Vote Zim

On November 2nd, don't vote Bush. Certainly don't vote Kerry either. Vote Zim. I believe that Zim is the best candidate there possibly could be. Let's take a look at where he stands.

Abortions: Pro-choice, possibly even pro-death. Although, his running mate GIR isn't pro-choice or pro-life. He's pro-baby.

Gay Marriage: He is against all relationships, period.

Stem Cell Research: He is for it, and in fact, he actually conducts stem cell research on his own. From start to finish. He has the ability to obtain a line on his own, and do all sorts of crazy stuff with it.

Healthcare: "Fend for your filthy stinky human selves" And that about sums it up. He thinks that only the strong survive, and that we're all going to die. Why delay it?

Foreign Policy: Destroy and conquer them all. Zim is for invading any and all countries in the world, and forcing them to be the slaves of the US. Certainly not a bad idea. Would you like a real french maid? Eh eh?

Death Penalty: He fully supports executions of criminals in the most crazy way possible. He is however against lethal injections, citing them as "child's play". He wants to throw in a brand new idea in executing the worst of our criminals. And that plan is to let the victims choose the punishment, no matter what it is. Zim is a big fan of transplanting brains with rubber Pigs.

I think it's pretty clear who the prime candidate in the US election is. So when you head to the polls on November 2nd, Vote Zim/GIR. For a better, safer, crazier, non filthy human administration, vote Zim/GIR. I command you.

Random Babbling (3)

I saw The Forgotten yesterday. It was pretty good. It was very strange though... I think the story is very, very cool. I liked the story a lot. But the big problem with the movie is the actress who plays the main character. She's horribly ugly and red headed. She's obnoxious. Her character isn't obnoxious. Her character is a likable one... she is just, beyond bad. I'm sure she's quite a nice lady and all, but she fucking sucked in that movie and it annoyed me. Great movie, horrible actress playing the main character. I've decided not to talk about any news right now. I'm just gonna talk about me, and stuff... I really hate advertising. I'm just so god damn fed up with it. This is why the idea of XM radio and Sirius radio is such a good one. But what sucks is; when you're listening to nationally syndicated broadcast shows on XM, you still have breaks, they're just not commercials. I think they run PSAs and news inbetween. I would really, really, really, really, really like to get XM radio. But I don't. Because it's expensive as all fucking hell. 10 bucks a month? Worth it, I bet. But the fucking Receiver costs 74.27, the car kit costs 65.27. That's fucking obscene. Ahh, maybe one day I can be a big fat rich suit wearing slob so I won't have to worry about the cost of things. Maybe I'll win the lottery. Maybe I'll fall in a grocery store and break my crotch. Maybe I'll get into an accident, not by my fault, with a police officer leading to me being paralyzed from the ankles down.

I would sue them all and get big, biggg money. Then I'd invest every penny of it and keep living at home until I made enough that I felt comfortable buying a house. I'd buy that house, and fucking rent it. Well unfortunately I have a headache now, and writing as become difficult. I think these daily headaches I get effect some critical thinking part of my brain. I really should see a neurologist.

Guardian Unlimited Threatens Bush's Life

Just days after bitching about how much the UKs most popular newspaper is bias and evil, they do something that is 10 times worse. They publish a column by an ignorant, evil person by the name of Charlie Brooker. Remember this name. In this article by Charlie Brooker, he blatantly calls for an assassination on President Bush. No, I'm not kidding. You read that right. ASSASSINATION. No matter how much of a dumbass you think George Bush is, and no matter how much you think Kerry is a demigod, this is way beyond crossing the line. If being a completely bias newspaper is say, petit theft, then publishing this column is murder.

For those who have not yet read this call to action, you can read it here.

I am now going to slice through this fucking ignorant dicklover's bullshit like butter. First of all, he start's running his mouth about the fucking bulge that never even made it as news anywhere because it's so ridiculous. It's a fucking bulletproof vest. Ask any law enforcement officer what it is. He'll tell you. Next time you see a cop, look at him from the back. Even Howard Stern, who absolutely hates Bush, who slaughters him on the air every day say that this is a bulletproof vest.

This fucking retardo goes on to speculate on Bush's behavior during the first debate, and talks about things he was doing to make it seem as though he was wired. As though someone was telling him what to say the whole fucking time. It's just so inane. Really. His rhetoric is just fucking childish.

"Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. Forgive me for employing the language of the playground, but the man's a tool."

How about you ask for forgiveness for being such a fucking moron? How does someone this unintelligent get a column? How?? I just don't get it. It baffles me. This talk is fucking insane. Bowel Movements? Kicked in the nuts? Tarred? What a fucking child. He's going to write shit like this while at the same time comparing Bush to a child? Come the fuck on now.

"Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour."

More childish bullshit. How old is this fucking guy? Scratch that. How old is this kid? 15? He goes on to call Bush many things...

A liar? Maybe He did indeed make some distortions during the debate.

A sniggerer? To snigger is to snicker, so I'd have to assume that everyone on the fucking planet has snickered at least once, and I bet hearing the absurd shit John Kerry was spouting would make me snicker, or snigger too.

Drunk driver? Yep, Bush had a DUI. I wonder what's in Charlie's closet? Child molestation is my guess.

Selfish? Ummm... Ok.

Reckless? You could say that. That's fair.

Ignorant? It's dim to think that a President could possibly be ignorant and win an election. Ignorant people don't go too far in life. That's why Charlie's job is going to be gone soon, because he's ignorant. Fucking hypocrite.

Dangerous? I don't think so. The only dangerous person is Charlie himself, for basically calling for an assassination on the President.

Backward? Too stupid to even comment.

Drooling? More childish bullshit.

Twitching? Come the fuck on now. Is there no end to this immaturity? How is even calling someone "twitching" insulting? It's like trying to insult someone for breathing.

Blinking? This is fucking funny. The latter applies exactly in the same way.

Mouse-faced? I'd say monkey-faced. Most people agree he looks like a monkey. Certainly not a mouse.

Little cheat? Jesus Christ. I can just see this guy fucking pounding sand in his sand box because he's angry that the stoopid (sic) United States is killing everyone. What a sad, crazy man.

The most crazy part so far, is that he's saying that at least Kerry isn't any of these things. Come the fuck on. This motherfucking lying imbecile. How can he even say that Kerry isn't any of these? Kerry lied a lot too during the debate. Just as fucking much as Bush. FactCheck.org, fuckers. He may not be a drunk driver, but he is a self admitted war criminal. I'm not even going to bother going on. The people know that both candidates are fucked up, and neither of them are perfect.

The motherfucker goes on to close with this line-crossing statement.

"The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?"

So there you have it. He asks where 3 president murdering assassins are when we need them. He's calling for assassins. Do you not see that? This is fucking wrong. This is way beyond the line of politics. The Guardian publishing this goes far and beyond journalist ethics. If the President is killed after this, I think we should bomb the Guardian wherever it is. Come on, even you democrats out there must agree that this crosses the line, and it's wrong. If this guy had a blog, and he said this, I wouldn't care nowhere near this much. But its the UKs most popular fucking newspaper. When I see shit like this, it really just gives me this rage that I cannot get rid of. I hope I see this british bastard one day so I can fucking rip his balls off and shove them down his fucking throat.

My plea to my Government: Please ban Guardian Unlimited from the US, as well as Al-Jazeera, and bomb all Guardian locations in the UK. Please?

Lawyers = Satan

Joan Collins "Humiliated" After Airport Security Make Her "Strip" In Public

This is pretty humorous to me. Haha... Ha ha ha ha... Wait a minute... Who the fuck is Joan Collins? Do you know? I do not. Why is this news? It's like reporting that Bob Smith bought lettuce at the grocery store today. If anyone knows who Joan Collins is, please let me know. I refuse to waste my time Googling her dumb name.

Inmate Wins $45,001 Suit For Getting His Shit Wrecked By Prison Officers

Bullshit. Someone who has commited armed robbery absolutely does not deserve civil rights. They deserve to get the shit kicked out of them constantly. This piece of shit is serving a 20 year sentence for armed robbery. This means he put a gun in someone's face and used it to make a person believe they were going to die if they did not comply. For this action, this fuck deserves ass kickings. 4-5 times a day in my opinion. He should be fucking stoned.

And as for the group of attorneys who represented him, they're pieces of shit too. But above them is the organization they work for. Prison Rights Information System of Maryland. Motherfuckers. Dirty, sleezy, scumbag motherfuckers. What kind of person decides one day that he wants to create an organization that will defend murderers, rapists, and other violent criminals because their civil rights are being violated?

I mean, forget the fact the fact that this guy's rights were violated. Because obviously, they were. Forget about that though. With that being said, what kind of person actually cares that a person who used a gun to scare someone into thinking they were going to die gets the shit kicked out of them by a couple of correctional officers? I'll tell you what kind a person. An opportunist who sees there's money to be made, and who is willing to sell his soul for money.

So there ya go. Soulless, heartless pieces of dog shit trying to make money because violent criminals get beat down. And people actually want to elect a set of two lawyers as our president? You people are fucking nuts.

Guardian Unlimited = Fuckers

Guardian Unlimited has to be the most one sided bias fucking newspaper of all time. It is the UK's most popular newspaper. I believe it's a big reason why so many British are against the war. Then again, 3000 people didn't die on their soil, so maybe if that was the case, they would have a different opinion.

Shit like this really pisses me off though. I have never seen any pro-Bush news on this site. Ever. It's insane really. Never, ever ever. This is all you have to do. Click here to goto a search result page of the Guardian Unlimited website. The search term was simply "George Bush". Seeing as every single result is either negative Bush, negative Republican, or pro-Kerry you can see the proof that some really big influential powerful media sources abuse their power in blatantly fucked up ways.

Fuck Guardian Unlimited. How about Bias Dicksuckers Unlimited. That would be a little better. I do believe. I mean, this "News Organization" is so fucked up, that I actually just found a page on page 2 or 3 of the search that actually links to a few election time products. "Foreign Leaders for John Kerry" badge, "Axis of Evil" three bad set which includes pictures of Bush, Cheney, and Ashcroft and the words "idiot, Dick, and fascist, Anti Bush shirts, Bush Toilet Paper, and a Bush punching bag.

But oh wait. They list a few "Anti-Kerry" products too. If you can even call them that. They link to "W Ketchup", and obvious poke at the crazy ketchup lady. They also link to a John Kerry Frankenstein Mask, some weird British inside joke bumper sticker that's anti-Kerry... I guess, a "You Forgot Poland" bumper sticker, and John Kerry Flip Flops. And that's it.

So the verdict is 5-4, with more products listed being anti-Bush. And the products for Bush are much, much more rude and demeaning than the ones for Kerry. I didn't even fucking understand one of them. Bias assholes. I hope you all die. I really think England is so pissed at the US because we kicked the shit out of them not once, but twice in history. We beat the giant twice and they're pissed about it. They read about it in their history books, and it pisses them off. I'll admit that it annoys me that we didn't win the Korean and Vietam wars. We pulled out before victory, but that definitely bothers me slightly. But we weren't invading those countries to make it ours. England was, and if we failed while trying to conquer a country, I'd hold a grudge for a long time. British bastards.

The ACLU: Helping Terrorists Kill

ACLU Files Suit Over FBI Questioning of Muslims

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The American Civil Liberties Union on Thursday filed a lawsuit seeking to force the FBI to disclose information about its questioning of Arab Americans and Muslims in the agency's drive to thwart any pre-election attack."

These motherfuckers. They could really, really be the heroes of the US. They are using their power incorrectly. It's really sad to think about, really. The ACLU could be the one heroic organization in the US to keep the powers that be in check when they're fucking with our rights. But they're not. They're too busy making it easier for terrorists to murder us.

In this lawsuit, they're suing for the evidence to sue. To protect Arabs I guess. Even though it's the Arabs we must worry about, we must also protect them. Yeah fucking right. They're immigrants. I was born here. My parents were born here. I have more of a right to be protected than then, in my opinion.

I don't care about civil liberties. Here's my civil liberty for the cocksuckers: I deserve an FBI that will profile the type of people who are a threat to my life. If the if pisses the Arabs off, then they can sell their fucking gas station and move back to their 3rd world country. Fuck them. They have it 10 times better here than they did. Beggars can't be choosers. They can give up some rights. They're used to much worse than this. Fuck the ACLU.

See What Happens?

Do you wanna know what happens when an employee gets fucked with too many times? They fucking snap and do shit like this. Keep that in mind all you fucking dickhead bosses out there fucking with the butter on your bread. They'll fucking kill your bitch asses.

I'm Frank Rich

Hi, I'm Frank Rich. I'm a fat disgusting slob and I molest girls. I enjoy masturbating to gay porn naked in my living room. I have fantasies of being an alter boy. Hehehe.

I also write a column for the New York Times. I usually just write about whatever I think is going to piss people off. I have no opinion really. My opinion is whatever the minority is. That way I piss off the majority, and they'll hopefully talk about it.

I hate Bill O'Reilly. I talk about him a lot, because a lot of people like him. I write about him as often as possible. In all actuality, I'm extremely jealous of him. That is my confession. I am jealous of his success. I'm just a columnist. That's all I am. I have a skill of annoying people, and I'm really proud of that but I really wish I was good enough to command the attention of 12 million people a night on a prime time TV show of my name. That would be really cool. That is why I hate O'Reilly so much. Because he has what I'll never have. And that is a successful career.

News Talk - Sick Style

Iraq Urges Aid Agencies To Stay

Well of course they're going to want to fucking leave. Why aren't these people who are prime suspects to be kidnapped still not being protected? Why aren't there 10 british soldiers with this group? Why aren't they driven around by coalition forces? I just don't understand why this keeps happening. Here's a simple solution dicks: Protect the people they want to kidnap and behead. Fucking asses.

Web-Based Kidney Match Raises Ethical Questions

...What? What fucking ethical questions. What fucking imbeciles these people who run this hospital are. It's just fucking sick. What's even more sick is the horrible website that the guy posted his ad on. He paid 295 a month to do so. It's specifically a donor matching site. These people are fucking evil. Beyond evil. They know desperate dying people will use every penny they have to find a chance while they're staring death in the face. It's fucking sick and it makes me feel like I have fucking fire in my stomach. I wish I was fucking insane and had no regard for the law so I could go kill the motherfucker who profits from dying people in need of organs. Scumbag motherfuckers. What could be worse than this? Maybe charging to put informational ads for missing children. Oh wait, people do this for free already. Shit. Guess I can't be absolutely evil. Maybe I'll go murder kittens instead.

This is absolutely fucking scary. Really.

Liverpool Poised To Outlaw Smoking

And this is how it begins. Liverpool is in England of course, but England and the US are very much alike. It's bad enough that you can't smoke indoors in restaurants anymore in Florida and many other cities. Soon you won't be able to smoke outside and in your own home. Why don't people understand that if something annoys you, you can't ban it. This goes for fags, smoking, loud car stereo systems, and dogs shitting on your lawn. I really hate people who abuse their power.

Bah that's enough for now. This is why I can't talk about news too much. It fucking pisses me off beyond belief. I get fucking furious. Now I have to do something extremely relaxing in order to function properly.

Sheep Are Hot

I really fucking hate Girls Gone Wild. The commercials are obnoxious and they annoy the shit out of me. Why do you fucking people buy this crap? It's softcore porn. If you're gonna watch porn, go with the hardcore. You pussies.

I myself prefer sheep porn. I love sheep. A bit too much actually. I don't mean some farmer fucking a sheep. That's fucking disgusting you sick fucks. I hope that's not what you thought I meant. In the words of Jay: 'Now who's stupid ya dirty sheep fuckerrr?'. Anyways, I prefer to see sheep getting it on with other sheep. That's hot. Oh... so... hot. Bahhhh.

I'm fucking bored. My thoughts of sheep porn no longer entertain me. I now officially own all 3 Invader Zim dvds. I love Invader Zim. It's cancelled though. It depresses me deeply. It was the best cartoon ever.

Well I think I've run out of shit to talk about. Today was a horribly slow news day. Nothing really happened today at all. The Red Sox are one step closer to breaking the curse. They have, at the most, 8 games to do it. That's only if they can win tomorrow night. I don't see it happening though.

I thought Arnold's remarks about not getting any booty for 2 weeks because he made some speech endorsing Bush was hilarious. What a god damn cool politician. He truly is a liberal republican, and I like that. When I say liberal, I'm talking about the definition of liberal. Not in a political sense. Oh fuck it I'm done now.

Been Busy

I've been one busy fucking bee lately. On Friday I went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios. That was pretty fun. I stayed in Orlando that night with my girlfriend and her cousin. She came down for my girlfriend's birthday. Which reminds me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALYCE!

Yesterday I went horseback riding with my girlfriend and her cousin. She really wanted to do that for her birthday. It was pretty cool. We spent an hour just riding around. It was fun as shit. Although, our guide was fucking weird. He was goofy as shit. Just a really bizarre man really. He liked to run his horse into flooded grassy area. I don't think his horse liked it. He was quite annoying.

I just instantly lost interest in typing. I shall stop... now.

Update: Oops... Broken link caused most of this post not to show for a few days. My bad.

John Kerry Is A Lesbian

You know, it was definitely out of line and wrong of him to bring Mary Cheney into the mix. However, he made quite a good point. He basically said the vice president of the United States' daughter is a lesbian. I didn't know this until now. It's an important fact, I think. I find it ironic that a republican has a dyke daughter. Humorous even. John Kerry made a good point. It made an impact, and it was right. But like I said, it was a low blow, it was morally wrong, and he's a bitch for saying it.

And while on the subject of if homosexuality is a choice or not, ask yourself this: Why would one subject themselves to a lifetime of redicule and being looked down on if they could choose? 'Oh I've chosen today that I'm going to start sucking dick so I can feel shame daily and so I can have no male friends and so I can be made fun of until the end of time. Maybe ever murdered. A good choice.' Yeah, there's your answer. No one chooses to be gay, because being gay fucking sucks. If you're born that way, you don't see it that way. Anyone who did see it that way would make the obvious choice of not wanting the cock.

Lesbians rule. Actually no. Lesbians suck. Bi-sexual chicks rule. Fucking elitist lesbians. Think they're too good for the penis.

Heavenly Rewards

I was looking through my local newspaper online. I'm looking for a new job because mine sucks. I'm tired of cheap bitches and I'm tired of work place politics and working for a psychopath with OCD. As I'm doing this, I come across this:

Accomplished Christian guitar and/or keyboard musician needed for contemporary Sunday worship. This is a VOLUNTEER position; heavenly rewards guaranteed. First United Methodist Church of Inverness (352) 726-2522

That is fucking hilarious. "Heavenly rewards guaranteed! They're basically saying they don't pay you shit but God will pay you with favors and answering your prayers. Yeah... Right. Bullshit. Fuckers. I hate these lying motherfucks. How can they look themselves in the mirror? I wish there was a law allowing me to bomb this church. When it was unoccupied of course.

The Other Side of The Bill O'Reilly Accusations

The Other Side: Bill O'Reilly's Accuser

She is absolutely full of shit and this is complete bullshit. It's just so fucking obvious. Read over it and then come back to this...

OK! Now, there are 2 or 3 times where very long quotes are retold. Ask yourself this, can you remember the exact words someone told you that is longer than say 10-20 word for word? From 2 months ago? From 1 month ago? A week ago? A couple days?

That's my main arguement. You can't relay bullshit like that word for word because there is no fucking way this skanky whore could remember it word for word. Humans don't have a memory like that. To remember something, you must study it. And to study it, it must be captured. You can't capture words someone is speaking to you that are as many as this lawsuit shows. You just can't. A tape recorder was not used, so I'm calling BULLSHIT.

What a fucking whore. I hope she gets raped. I mean really. I hope someone rich and famous fucking rapes her and ruins her for life, and then she'll have a right to sue for 60 million. That's fucking insane.

I believe Bill flirted a little. I believe as the report goes on, it becomes more and more untrue. I think it starts off honest at least. I believe he told her to use a vibrator to let off steam, and I believe he would occasionally joke with her about using a vibrator. I believe he would make these comments as musings, not to be sexually advancing. And to believe Bill O'Reilly used a vibrator on himself, as the lawsuit claims, would be insane. Sorry, not buying it. There's no way that man is shoving objects up his ass. This is evil democratic smearing at it's finest, and I believe that this piece of shit Benedict Morelli needs to be murdered. I wish death upon him and his family.

O'Reilly Bitch Slaps Scumbag Lawyer

Bill O'Reilly Launches Preemptive Strike Lawsuit Against Extortion

This is pretty fucking sad, while at the same time brilliant. Here we have some whore who works for FNC as an associate producer. Her and Bill spend a little private time together. Now, the accusation is that he made some sexual or flirtatious comments. She sees $$$$$$ and her fucking blood turns green.

She hires some dirty ass fucking scumbag lying asshole sexual harassment lawyer. He basically sends FNC a letter saying we're gonna sue you if you don't contact us in 5 days. They meet a few days later, and this little bitch of a lawyer uses very unethical and guerilla tactics to declare that he is going to sue for 60 million. The 60 million figure actually comes because that's how much money he expects Fox would lose due to the publicity of the lawsuit. So what does Fox do next?

Fucking brilliant. They sue them for very clearly attempting to extort, or for the more dim readers of my website, BLACKMAIL FNC and Bill O'Reilly. Now think about what would happen if the bitch boy's lawsuit hit the public first? How would this situation be different? In realizing that, you see how smart of a move this was. If you read all 16 pages or so, you clearly see that Fox News has them owned. Another gold digging lazy whore who doesn't want to work and wants to take advantage of a moronic legal system as been pwned. (sic)

Where The Fuck Am I?

Ahhh this is fucking gay. The seasons are changing and I fucking hate it. I hate winter. I hate the god damn cold. Gah. It's fucking torture to my fragile Floridian body. It's 72° right now and I feel tortured. And its 7:50 am right now and it looks like it's 6:50 am. Wait a minute... was there daylight's saving time? I need to go check on this. Because all my shit does it automatically, so I don't even know.

Ahh I see. According to this site, daylight saving time begin at 2 am on Halloween. Where the hell did an hour of sunlight go though? I feel like I'm fucking going crazy.

Well about my day yesterday. I slept about 2 hours on Saturday night, and went over to my girlfriend's house. I slept a few hours there. Then we went to McDonald's. They have this little game there that you drop a quarter in and you can win a Big Mac. I've mastered it, so I got a Big Mac and fries. Dalyce had to loan me money for my fries because I forgot my cash at home and McDonalds, who is about 5 decades behind in technology, still does not accept credit or debit cards. Morons. Don't they know that people are much much much more likely to spend more money when using a piece of plastic to pay than actually giving away their green?

After McDonald's, we went to the Dollar Tree. I'm a cheap whore so I wanted to go there and just look around for something neat for a dollar. I got some gum, and a little mini broom and dust pan. I also got a calculator for use at work. Fun stuff. I almost bought a 3 episode Dick Van Dyke Show DVD for a buck. How awesome is that? I love deals. I'm crazy like that. If I see a clearance shelf, I will look through everything and find something to buy from it. I love the deals. Wal-Mart doesn't really give you to good of deals when things are on clearance though. It's kinda of sad. But to match it, Wal-Mart legitimately does have the lowest prices most of the time. And it's the truth. I've seen items at one price from a wholesale source, and then seen them for cheaper at Wal-Mart.

After Wal-Mart I dropped my girlfriend off. We talked outside her house for a while about the suspected psycho fuck who lives behind her, who's going to get a brick thrown through his window. I went home, dicked around for about an hour and then went to sleep. I slept for about 11 hours. Very nice indeed. And now I'm writing in my awesome blog. Speaking of blogs, Tom Green's blog is fucking hilarious and great. Grapejuice!. He's damn good. And he blogs a lot, and he audioblogs a lot as well. Highly recommended. Sick approved. *stamp*

The 2nd Debate And Other Shit

I'm pretty fucking bored. Not a good opening line though. I say I'm bored, and you think I'm gonna be boring. I don't think so.

I'm watching the debate for the 3rd time. You know, George Bush is a very likable guy. I'm voting for him. But both of them are pretty smooth. Bush was on fire at the start. He was ripping ass, but he cooled off as the show went on. Hopefully in the 3rd debate he can keep the boldness going for much longer.

I typed about 3 paragraphs worth of babble about the debate before I erased it and began typing this one. I do that a lot. I read over what I'm saying to make sure it's interesting. I don't want to be boring. I read many blogs and I just don't give a shit what they're talking about. I try to talk about things that are of broad interest.

I don't talk about bands. Music is a great love of mine, but I don't talk about it. I don't talk about how much I fucking hate these pussy pop punk bands of this era. Because there are just so many different tastes in music, I'm not going to interest people when I say whatever new alternative pussy boy rock band sucks. The reader will shrug and move on.

I was trying to think of something that a lot of people like that I don't like. I decided upon cake. Cake fucking sucks. And it'll make you fucking fat. Don't eat cake.

John Kerry is fucking bizarre. I'm watching this debate, and every time they cut to him while Bush is talking, Kerry has this look on his face... It's quite strange. At first I thought it was a look of interest. But it's not. It's a look of... infatuation. I'm not kidding. Kerry stares at Bush like a 12 year old kid in love. It's freaking me out. He just sits there kinda grinning with concentration. Grinning in a 'teehee' kind of way. But then he stands up and opens his mouth and I just get this evil lying asshole vibe from him.

This debate sucks. For the 3rd time, it's really fucking boring me. They both always thank the person for the question and let them know they appreciate it. Bullshit. Fucking liars. And on a final note, that Charlie Gibson is a slippery little cocksucker. The very last question of the debate, which he is in complete control of was for Bush. It basically asked Bush to admit to 3 small mistakes and 1 big one. And that slippery sleezy motherfucker saves that question for last. Do you know why?

What do you always remember about a movie? The ending. The end of anything is always the last thing one remembers. So Gibson wanted Bush to talk about mistakes for the last question of the debate. Do you see how fucked up it is? Hopefully you do.

63 Year Old Psychopath Slams Into My Car

I got into an accident yesterday. Here's the story. I was running late for work, so I took a road that's longer, but isn't as populated. That means I can safely speed. So I'm on my way to work and I come to some assfuck who's driving 10 miles under. It's a no passing zone the whole way, so I wait for a straight away and I pass his ass. This fucking guy starts honking and yelling. He then starts to get over into the left side of the road, nearly running me off the road. He was an old guy, probably around 65. So I pass him and about 30 seconds later he comes out of nowhere and is all up on my ass. I start flicking him off out the window over and over and what not. Then we approach a stop sign.

Before this, we were both traveling at about 55 mph. So this stop sign is coming and this guy is still riding my ass. So we both begin slowing down as the stop sign is approaching. He lets off of my ass and I stop, and out of nowhere I hear vroom and the motherfucker PURPOSELY slams into my rear.

I then jump out of the car and say 'YOU MOTHERFUCKER'. He then looks very panicked and puts his car into reverse and I start yelling 'DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE', 'DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKER'. He doesn't listen, so I fucking run to the back of his car and stand there, effectively preventing him from moving. Unless he wanted to run me over.

I always have a pen attached to my body, so I take out my pen and quickly write down his tag number and call 911. I then began verbally assaulting him. Calling him an 'old cocksucker' and a 'crazy cocksucker'. I got off the phone with 911 and then he gets out of his car, attempting to talk to me. I say 'Don't fucking talk to me', 'I don't want to hear your fucking voice. Get back in your fucking car'. I was fucking pissed, and he's lucky he walked away without getting the shit kicked out of him.

To shorten this fucked up story up, a trooper comes and basically nothing is done. I admit to passing in a no pass zone and I don't get a ticket. He doesn't get arrested for purposely slamming into my car and he doesn't even get a motherfucking ticket for at the very least, careless driving. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. And the fucking retard moron mexican state trooper, OFFICER COLON (not kidding) totally fucked up the exchange of information report. This ignorant moronic piece of fucking scumbag shit put the same vehicle in both his info and mine. Effectively eliminating any proof of the car I was driving. God damn idiot. You can view the exchange of information report here. Fucking idiot. I have to tear them a new ass tomorrow. I'm fucking pissed about all of this.

More Media Bias

Subliminal Anti Bush Check this out. Pretty fucked up.

Subliminal Mind Fuck - BEWARE

Let's take a quick look at bias in the media. I literally just woke up like fucking a minute and a half ago and I begin to read the news and I'm exposed to this crap. And my god damn eyes hurt.

Ok now, let's look at the first paragraph of this AP news report:

"CLEVELAND - Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the presidential race is too close to call,"

This it how it starts. There's more to the paragraph of course, but this is the opening line. This is the way you word an article when you want to be bias. See how fucked up it is? Now here's the whole thing.

"CLEVELAND - Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the presidential race is too close to call, Democratic nominee John Kerry said Sunday at one of the city's largest predominantly black churches."

Like I said, this is an attempt at mind control and subliminal influence. This is how this SHOULD have been worded if the this dirty ass whore Mary Dalrymple (yes, I spelled her last name right) should have worded this:

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry said on Sunday at one of the city's largest predominantly black churches that he believes Republicans have been trying to suppress voting in states where the race is too close to call.

That's how it SHOULD be fucking done. In that way, you are telling the reader that John Kerry believes this instead of saying "THIS, John Kerry believes." The two wordings make a hugh difference on this average reader just skimming through news. NOt me though bitches. I'm too sharp for that shit and I can resist the attempts of bias whores wanting me to vote for one of the worst presidential candidates in all of history.

What a scum bag this Mary Dalrymple is. What a fucking name too. I mean, my name is a pain in the ass too, don't get me wrong. But hers is just much worse than mine. If I were this bitch, I'd have it changed. It sounds like something from Harry Potter. Mary Dalrydopper. Haw haw. Enough of this I'm fucking tired. I need a stimulant to get my ass going.

Trendy Blogging/Real News

The god damn Blog This link that I have saved in my bookmarks bar in Safari isn't working. And it's Blogger's damn fault. Fuckers.

You know what I'm pissed about? Blogging is becoming trendy. It's a god damn trend now. The Dan Rather bullshit has launched bloggers into the mainstream and has given them credibility. That sucks. I hate trendy bullshit and now one of my favorite activities is a god damn trend. Everybody from your fucking dog to your grandma has a blog.

You know, I'm old school with the blog. I've been blogging since they were called 'weblogs'. How about that eh? These newbie faggots probably don't even know that's where the term blog comes from. Because essentially, a web-log was essentially just that. A log of what one did on the web. Now it's a god damn blog and everyone using it to voice their opinion, me included. But it's mostly for political talk now and ya know what?

Political talk is gay. I prefer to talk about what everyone else isn't talking about. Like the new Geico commercials for instance. They're fucking cool, huh? That kung fu fighting one is hilarious. And the robot one. And the few others. They're great. Those guys at Geico have always had a brilliant marketing concept. And not to mention, that gecko sure is great. He's a modern day Mickey.

John Kerry sucks. So does George Bush. George Bush sucks less though, so vote for him. John Kerry's wife scares me. I look at her and I can just tell that she's on drugs. It's just my freakish intuition. I can just feel it, ya know? She's on tons of drugs and sedatives and I can tell she's a psychopath. Hopefully she's psycho enough to pull a Phil Hartman style murder on Kerry? Eh eh?

I keep seeing this goofy clip of John Edwards carrying around a fucking pumpkin. What the fuck is that all about. Fucking goofy shit, man. And right now I see him buying 2 pies from some fucking shitty mom and pop shop. Why am I seeing this. God dammit. I want some fucking news. There's a lot of cool news out there that no one hears about. For example:

As many know, a new CIA director is in place. His name is something Goss. I don't know his first name, and I don't really care. Does it matter? I think not. A last name is good enough. Anywho, he replaced the executive director yesterday or the day before. And the guy he replaced him with actually worked for the CIA 20 years ago. He was forced to resign because he stole some shit from the CIA headquarters. How about that? Isn't that a neat little factoid? I wish I could have been told this news on TV instead of having to read it. Fucking network news. That's why Fark rules. Read that story here by the way.

Alrighty then, I'm off to go fuck your grandma. While I'm at it, I'll set up a blog for her.

Picture Hilairity

[Update: The links aren't correct. Apparently, Yahoo changes picture urls around so some of these link aren't to the right photos. Clever bastards.

A new feature here at TheSick.Net. I go through various photos on Yahoo or Reuters and make fun of them. You will laugh and enjoy them. If not, then you shall fuck off. Here we go.

If I ever see this car on the road, I'm fucking slamming into it at full speed.

The Ketchup Lady makes a sexually harassing comment to Laura Bush. Laura Bush feels the fear.

This little African boy says'WHASSAAAAAAAAAAAP'.

I'd bang George Bush's daughters. Both of them. At the same time.

John Edwards is apparently a huge Hitler idolizer. The proof is in the picture. Seig Hail!.

Look at all the fucking iBooks at the debate. That is a fucking beautiful site.

This is just absolutely fucking disgusting. Ewwie.

That's enough for now.