Where The Fuck Am I?

Ahhh this is fucking gay. The seasons are changing and I fucking hate it. I hate winter. I hate the god damn cold. Gah. It's fucking torture to my fragile Floridian body. It's 72° right now and I feel tortured. And its 7:50 am right now and it looks like it's 6:50 am. Wait a minute... was there daylight's saving time? I need to go check on this. Because all my shit does it automatically, so I don't even know.

Ahh I see. According to this site, daylight saving time begin at 2 am on Halloween. Where the hell did an hour of sunlight go though? I feel like I'm fucking going crazy.

Well about my day yesterday. I slept about 2 hours on Saturday night, and went over to my girlfriend's house. I slept a few hours there. Then we went to McDonald's. They have this little game there that you drop a quarter in and you can win a Big Mac. I've mastered it, so I got a Big Mac and fries. Dalyce had to loan me money for my fries because I forgot my cash at home and McDonalds, who is about 5 decades behind in technology, still does not accept credit or debit cards. Morons. Don't they know that people are much much much more likely to spend more money when using a piece of plastic to pay than actually giving away their green?

After McDonald's, we went to the Dollar Tree. I'm a cheap whore so I wanted to go there and just look around for something neat for a dollar. I got some gum, and a little mini broom and dust pan. I also got a calculator for use at work. Fun stuff. I almost bought a 3 episode Dick Van Dyke Show DVD for a buck. How awesome is that? I love deals. I'm crazy like that. If I see a clearance shelf, I will look through everything and find something to buy from it. I love the deals. Wal-Mart doesn't really give you to good of deals when things are on clearance though. It's kinda of sad. But to match it, Wal-Mart legitimately does have the lowest prices most of the time. And it's the truth. I've seen items at one price from a wholesale source, and then seen them for cheaper at Wal-Mart.

After Wal-Mart I dropped my girlfriend off. We talked outside her house for a while about the suspected psycho fuck who lives behind her, who's going to get a brick thrown through his window. I went home, dicked around for about an hour and then went to sleep. I slept for about 11 hours. Very nice indeed. And now I'm writing in my awesome blog. Speaking of blogs, Tom Green's blog is fucking hilarious and great. Grapejuice!. He's damn good. And he blogs a lot, and he audioblogs a lot as well. Highly recommended. Sick approved. *stamp*