Sheep Are Hot

I really fucking hate Girls Gone Wild. The commercials are obnoxious and they annoy the shit out of me. Why do you fucking people buy this crap? It's softcore porn. If you're gonna watch porn, go with the hardcore. You pussies.

I myself prefer sheep porn. I love sheep. A bit too much actually. I don't mean some farmer fucking a sheep. That's fucking disgusting you sick fucks. I hope that's not what you thought I meant. In the words of Jay: 'Now who's stupid ya dirty sheep fuckerrr?'. Anyways, I prefer to see sheep getting it on with other sheep. That's hot. Oh... so... hot. Bahhhh.

I'm fucking bored. My thoughts of sheep porn no longer entertain me. I now officially own all 3 Invader Zim dvds. I love Invader Zim. It's cancelled though. It depresses me deeply. It was the best cartoon ever.

Well I think I've run out of shit to talk about. Today was a horribly slow news day. Nothing really happened today at all. The Red Sox are one step closer to breaking the curse. They have, at the most, 8 games to do it. That's only if they can win tomorrow night. I don't see it happening though.

I thought Arnold's remarks about not getting any booty for 2 weeks because he made some speech endorsing Bush was hilarious. What a god damn cool politician. He truly is a liberal republican, and I like that. When I say liberal, I'm talking about the definition of liberal. Not in a political sense. Oh fuck it I'm done now.