Vote Zim

On November 2nd, don't vote Bush. Certainly don't vote Kerry either. Vote Zim. I believe that Zim is the best candidate there possibly could be. Let's take a look at where he stands.

Abortions: Pro-choice, possibly even pro-death. Although, his running mate GIR isn't pro-choice or pro-life. He's pro-baby.

Gay Marriage: He is against all relationships, period.

Stem Cell Research: He is for it, and in fact, he actually conducts stem cell research on his own. From start to finish. He has the ability to obtain a line on his own, and do all sorts of crazy stuff with it.

Healthcare: "Fend for your filthy stinky human selves" And that about sums it up. He thinks that only the strong survive, and that we're all going to die. Why delay it?

Foreign Policy: Destroy and conquer them all. Zim is for invading any and all countries in the world, and forcing them to be the slaves of the US. Certainly not a bad idea. Would you like a real french maid? Eh eh?

Death Penalty: He fully supports executions of criminals in the most crazy way possible. He is however against lethal injections, citing them as "child's play". He wants to throw in a brand new idea in executing the worst of our criminals. And that plan is to let the victims choose the punishment, no matter what it is. Zim is a big fan of transplanting brains with rubber Pigs.

I think it's pretty clear who the prime candidate in the US election is. So when you head to the polls on November 2nd, Vote Zim/GIR. For a better, safer, crazier, non filthy human administration, vote Zim/GIR. I command you.