Guardian Unlimited Threatens Bush's Life
For those who have not yet read this call to action, you can read it here.
I am now going to slice through this fucking ignorant dicklover's bullshit like butter. First of all, he start's running his mouth about the fucking bulge that never even made it as news anywhere because it's so ridiculous. It's a fucking bulletproof vest. Ask any law enforcement officer what it is. He'll tell you. Next time you see a cop, look at him from the back. Even Howard Stern, who absolutely hates Bush, who slaughters him on the air every day say that this is a bulletproof vest.
This fucking retardo goes on to speculate on Bush's behavior during the first debate, and talks about things he was doing to make it seem as though he was wired. As though someone was telling him what to say the whole fucking time. It's just so inane. Really. His rhetoric is just fucking childish.
"Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. Forgive me for employing the language of the playground, but the man's a tool."
How about you ask for forgiveness for being such a fucking moron? How does someone this unintelligent get a column? How?? I just don't get it. It baffles me. This talk is fucking insane. Bowel Movements? Kicked in the nuts? Tarred? What a fucking child. He's going to write shit like this while at the same time comparing Bush to a child? Come the fuck on now.
"Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour."
More childish bullshit. How old is this fucking guy? Scratch that. How old is this kid? 15? He goes on to call Bush many things...
A liar? Maybe He did indeed make some distortions during the debate.
A sniggerer? To snigger is to snicker, so I'd have to assume that everyone on the fucking planet has snickered at least once, and I bet hearing the absurd shit John Kerry was spouting would make me snicker, or snigger too.
Drunk driver? Yep, Bush had a DUI. I wonder what's in Charlie's closet? Child molestation is my guess.
Selfish? Ummm... Ok.
Reckless? You could say that. That's fair.
Ignorant? It's dim to think that a President could possibly be ignorant and win an election. Ignorant people don't go too far in life. That's why Charlie's job is going to be gone soon, because he's ignorant. Fucking hypocrite.
Dangerous? I don't think so. The only dangerous person is Charlie himself, for basically calling for an assassination on the President.
Backward? Too stupid to even comment.
Drooling? More childish bullshit.
Twitching? Come the fuck on now. Is there no end to this immaturity? How is even calling someone "twitching" insulting? It's like trying to insult someone for breathing.
Blinking? This is fucking funny. The latter applies exactly in the same way.
Mouse-faced? I'd say monkey-faced. Most people agree he looks like a monkey. Certainly not a mouse.
Little cheat? Jesus Christ. I can just see this guy fucking pounding sand in his sand box because he's angry that the stoopid (sic) United States is killing everyone. What a sad, crazy man.
The most crazy part so far, is that he's saying that at least Kerry isn't any of these things. Come the fuck on. This motherfucking lying imbecile. How can he even say that Kerry isn't any of these? Kerry lied a lot too during the debate. Just as fucking much as Bush. FactCheck.org, fuckers. He may not be a drunk driver, but he is a self admitted war criminal. I'm not even going to bother going on. The people know that both candidates are fucked up, and neither of them are perfect.
The motherfucker goes on to close with this line-crossing statement.
"The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?"
So there you have it. He asks where 3 president murdering assassins are when we need them. He's calling for assassins. Do you not see that? This is fucking wrong. This is way beyond the line of politics. The Guardian publishing this goes far and beyond journalist ethics. If the President is killed after this, I think we should bomb the Guardian wherever it is. Come on, even you democrats out there must agree that this crosses the line, and it's wrong. If this guy had a blog, and he said this, I wouldn't care nowhere near this much. But its the UKs most popular fucking newspaper. When I see shit like this, it really just gives me this rage that I cannot get rid of. I hope I see this british bastard one day so I can fucking rip his balls off and shove them down his fucking throat.
My plea to my Government: Please ban Guardian Unlimited from the US, as well as Al-Jazeera, and bomb all Guardian locations in the UK. Please?
posted by Matt The Sick at 11:50:00 AM
2 Comments:
went to your link but they had pulled it...had an apology on it...damn i would have loved to have read it...it must have pissed many people off...so that ought to give you some satisfaction.
went to your link but they had pulled it...had an apology on it...damn i would have loved to have read it...it must have pissed many people off...so that ought to give you some satisfaction.
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