Guardian Unlimited = Fuckers

Guardian Unlimited has to be the most one sided bias fucking newspaper of all time. It is the UK's most popular newspaper. I believe it's a big reason why so many British are against the war. Then again, 3000 people didn't die on their soil, so maybe if that was the case, they would have a different opinion.

Shit like this really pisses me off though. I have never seen any pro-Bush news on this site. Ever. It's insane really. Never, ever ever. This is all you have to do. Click here to goto a search result page of the Guardian Unlimited website. The search term was simply "George Bush". Seeing as every single result is either negative Bush, negative Republican, or pro-Kerry you can see the proof that some really big influential powerful media sources abuse their power in blatantly fucked up ways.

Fuck Guardian Unlimited. How about Bias Dicksuckers Unlimited. That would be a little better. I do believe. I mean, this "News Organization" is so fucked up, that I actually just found a page on page 2 or 3 of the search that actually links to a few election time products. "Foreign Leaders for John Kerry" badge, "Axis of Evil" three bad set which includes pictures of Bush, Cheney, and Ashcroft and the words "idiot, Dick, and fascist, Anti Bush shirts, Bush Toilet Paper, and a Bush punching bag.

But oh wait. They list a few "Anti-Kerry" products too. If you can even call them that. They link to "W Ketchup", and obvious poke at the crazy ketchup lady. They also link to a John Kerry Frankenstein Mask, some weird British inside joke bumper sticker that's anti-Kerry... I guess, a "You Forgot Poland" bumper sticker, and John Kerry Flip Flops. And that's it.

So the verdict is 5-4, with more products listed being anti-Bush. And the products for Bush are much, much more rude and demeaning than the ones for Kerry. I didn't even fucking understand one of them. Bias assholes. I hope you all die. I really think England is so pissed at the US because we kicked the shit out of them not once, but twice in history. We beat the giant twice and they're pissed about it. They read about it in their history books, and it pisses them off. I'll admit that it annoys me that we didn't win the Korean and Vietam wars. We pulled out before victory, but that definitely bothers me slightly. But we weren't invading those countries to make it ours. England was, and if we failed while trying to conquer a country, I'd hold a grudge for a long time. British bastards.