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Halliburton Finds Possible Iraq Kickbacks.
More of this Halliburton shit, huh? How badly is this Halliburton bullshit affecting the Bush administration? Should it even affect them? Well, it's pretty fucking shady if you ask me. First of all, in every article written about any of this Halliburton overcharging shit, they always seem to meantion that Dick Cheney was the Ceo from 95-00. Why do they feel the need to say this? Sure, I believe it's an important fact. But I think it says something that 90% of everything written about this mentions it. People love this Halliburton controversy. Especially those crazy fucking liberals. They were screaming 'OIL, HALLIBURTON!' before the war even started. When this shit came out, you just know that 20 million liberals just grinned and shook their heads with the pride of thinking they predicted something.

U.S. Chopper Down in Northern Iraw, Two Pilots Die
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of this shit. Those choppers we use over there are so fucking weak. Same with the humvees. Can't this shit end already?

Iran to Put Dozen Al Qaeda Captives on Trial
Awww... Iran tries so hard to make the U.S. like them. Same with those silly Saudis. How long before we own all the brown people in the world?

CIA Picks New Iraq Weapons Inspector
He won't find anything either. They should just throw in the towel and admit they fucked up. I mean really now come on, we've been in Iraq for nearly a year now. A year. Give it a rest guys, you aren't finding shit. If there really were chemical weapons readily available, then you would have found them by now. Asses.

That's all for now, time to goto work! Peace.