This Hell

I'm fucking tired of this fucking hell. The news. It's beyond horrible. It's fucking pathetic. I am just so fucking fed up of the bullshit that the idiots of this fucking world actually care about. I'm a delivery driver. I get bored. A lot. I listen to talk radio because its simply dynamic intellectually stimulating radio. Opposed to the same fucking 10 songs being repeated on music stations. So anyway, back to my tirade on the lack of real news.

There is just such an overwhelming amount of complete shit that it sickens me. It's so fucking uninteresting. I don't get it. Let's go through some shit real fast:

Northa Korea train wreck. This is definitely news. However, I didn't hear anyone talking about this today on talk radio. The reason is because you can't give an opinion on it besides saying 'oh my god'.

Coffin photo bullshit. Who gives a shit? Shut the fuck up whiners. Just because one can have an opinion on an even does not mean it is newsworthy, or headline-worthy. The radio jack fucks talked about it all day. Fucks.

Tokyo stocks end higher? I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

Broken space station. This is news. I care. No one talked about it.

Michael Jackson indicted... Errr... Thinking about hearing this fucking white monkey being talked about on the news constantly makes me too fucking angry to speak of. It's just too easy... All I care about is the verdict.

BLAH! I can't fucking do it anymore. I can't even stand skimming through news.google.com because it pisses me off so fucking bad. God dammit, we need some motherfucking interesting stories. That's why I'm down with Fark. Gah, I hate this world. I'm going to conquer it and make everyone my fucking slave. Wait... Er.. That would probably be overkill. Hmm. I'll come up with a better plan later.