Stabbing Spree, SpongeBob Missing

And this is why you don't fuck with kids in school. I'm telling you, people need to cut it the fuck out. These kids today are going nuts because they get fucked with too often. I hope he stabbed every kid who fucked with him. They deserved it.

I find it kind of strange that camera phones are banned in Saudi Arabia. That isn't even what this story is about though, but that's what I find most interesting. Apparently, some psycho Saudi bride fucked some girls shit up for taking a pic of her with her camera phone. Why are they banned anyway? Because you can take pictures of people without them knowing? I guess that scares a lot of people. Now what kind of person would be afraid of having their picture taken? Someone who does something wrong a lot. Guess a lot of bad shit is happening over there. Saudi Arabia is gay.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. Here it goes: Vandals steal big ass blow up SpongeBob. They then leave a hilarious ransom note and sign it as...