Ban Barry Bonds

The obvious has finally been proven. Barry Faggot Bonds has admitted to using steroids. This means that every homerun he ever hit in his record breaking seasons need to be completely stricken from the record, therefor making Mark McGuire the raining champ. In my eyes, McGuire still is the record holder. I'm glad these guys never pitch to this faggot. He doesn't deserve to play the game and he doesn't deserve to stand on a baseball field. Let alone be the reigning homerun king. Fuck him. I want something done. I want this mothefucking cocksucker's record gone. He broke it by being a cheating bitch.

He needs to be banned from baseball. What's a worse offense: Gambling on your own team's baseball games, or using illegal steroids to unnaturally enhance give you freakish strength so you can hit more homeruns. More homeruns increase your value. It's fucking cheating. Which is worse? Because I know that the person who committed the first offense holds the record for most hits in a single career, but is forever banned from managing a baseball team or being in the hall of fame.

The person who committed the second offense is the most feared hitter in baseball, drawing a record number of intentional walks because he is so feared. He makes an ungodly amount of money. He's on pace to break the all time homerun record, and has already broken the single season homerun record. And what has his consequences for cheating been? None. He continues to me a world famous star, and holds the most second most prestigious record in baseball. He has a huge fucking contact. It's fucking bullshit. I hope someone kills this fuck and dumps him in the San Francisco Bay, right along with his cheating fucking homerun balls.