The Shoe Dilemma
I have this dilemma. I have a few pair of shoes. I have the broke ass blue basketball Adidas. I have the $2 dollar black pimp dress shoes. And I have my new Adidas old school bling bling with chrome stripe shoes.
My problem lies in which pair to wear to work. The broke ass Adidas are... well, broke ass. They look like shit. But they're blue and match my uniform, plus they're quite comfortable even with the holes.
The $2 dollar pimp shoes are quite nice. They look very nice, and very professional. They're good work shoes. They're straight black. But they're uncomfortable as a motherfucker. They hurt. I come home wanting to chop off my fucking feet when I wear them. It's terrible.
And my bling bling Adidas are the best. Comfortable, snug, they look great, and no pain at the end of the day. But... they're brand new. I work with cornmeal all day long and that shit gets all over my shoes and dirties them up and it really bothers me because then I have to clean them and I can never get it fully out so it's a pain in the ass. So what shoes do I wear today?
$2 dollar pimp shoes. It's Monday and it should be quite slow. Problem solved. Off to work I go.
posted by Matt The Sick at 3:17:00 PM
2 Comments:
How about you go suck a big black dick you fucking English hooligan? He fuck you and your goofy ass monarchy. You are the laughing stock of Europe.
I was an assistant manger at 19 years old when I made this post. I would like for you to define a "real job." Would that be a job obtained with a 4 year degree? Well, when I'm 22, then you can start spouting that rhetoric. Until then, go fuck yourself and stop being jealous of my coolness. Bitch.
...Uhh, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know what you're saying. Sorry.
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