Answering Condescending Bullshit
Dear Matt,This is Anthony. You may wonder, "why did God create me this way?". "Why do I need to suffer?" You are may be angry at God and christians. Do you see the people around you? Each one of them is carrying a different cross (weakness, burden,tendency,...) No one likes the cross. Where did that come from? That's the great mystery. It is called "original sin" in the Catholic Church. The sin of the first humans affected the whole humanity. Please Matt, take up your cross and help us take our cross too. How long will you be angry? Just look at the people around you. You are not alone in your suffering. If you think you are the only one, you begin to hurt yourself and hurt others. Let us walk together towards heaven and the cross on the shoulders. Taking up the cross is the only way to redemption. Please accept my message.
Sincerely,
Anthony (a sinner who is loved by God).
Do you people see what I have to deal with? I feel like I'm living in a Fantasy Land. All of these people believe in such a crazy idea. I feel like everyone's bombarding me, trying to convince me anyway they can that the sky is actually yellow.
Where do I start with this bullshit? First off, fuck Anthony. Anthony is a douche bag. I just want to establish this cold hard fact right away. Completely insane douche bag. He's a slave to a 2000 year old book, and he tries to defend the whole thing with compassion, but it comes off as utter insanity to me. I see this post and I wonder why he isn't in a straight jacket.
Let's cut to the chase. He claims I wonder and ask myself these very questions: "Why did God create me this way?" and "Why do I need to suffer?" Actually, what I wonder is how I turned out to be such a fucking samurai with my words. I wonder how I became so good at putting my thoughts into words. I love the fact that I get so fired up about things, because it shows I give a shit. I'm fucking awesome. I don't suffer. I'm having a ball speaking about how much Christians suck and finding out that many, many people do agree with me. I mean, I'm getting very intelligent emails and IMs from people that aren't being posted on the site. So no, I don't wonder any of those things. In your fantasy world of Christianity, you think I do. But when you mention it, it just slams the hammer down on the nail I'm holding against the bible and that religion is a good idea.
I'll tell you why no one likes the Cross. Because it shows their fucking lord being tortured on a cross. What a fucking stupid idea for the official religious symbol. It's just absolutely negative, gruesome, and inappropriate in my opinion. Speaking in your own analogy, I carry no "crosses". I carry a picnic basket full of fun stuff. You may have 101 "crosses", but I've got the picnic basket of total emotional freedom. You're a slave to your ideals where as I'm free. Don't you understand that? You're in a prison with invisible walls. While I'm playing with my dog in the park and laughing. This is the exact portrait I want to paint, so you can understand just how I see you crazy fucks. It's almost masochistic.
The "sin of the first humans" did not affect on humanity. What had a major affect on humanity was a book written by a group of men who wanted to control everything and everyone. Somehow, their hoax has lasted for 2000 years. Mostly because people are just so scared of death, and want to make their life easier by depending on The Magic Man In The Sky™.
If you wanna know the truth, life is much harder on atheists. You guys are lucky, you actually aren't too afraid of dying because you believe in essence that you're immortal. You believe your soul lives forever, and when you die, you only leave this known world. Goddamn, that sounds so ridiculous just to say it to that way, but it's true. You guys have much more hope when times are rough than a person like me does. You ask God for help, whereas a person likes me has to motivate myself by talking to myself and thinking deep when you're in shit. I could name so many other examples, but in reality, you guys are just stupid fucks living life on easy street. But I'd rather live in reality and take the harder road than believe in a fairy tale and have life easier.
I will probably always be angry, and it's a goddamn great attribute. It is the fuel for my fire that entertains people in very good ways. You ask me to take up my "cross" and to help you take yours? What the fuck are you talking about? I help people when they're in need, sure. But I do it because they deserve it, not because I should, because it's mandated by the good natured faith of your stupid religion. I do it because I'm a decent person, because it's just the way I am. Not the way I'm trying to be, unlike you. Your compassion is as fake as the stories you believe in.
You need to stop thinking that I suffer, because I don't. I have a very strong sense of good and evil, and when I see evil, I bring out a my good to speak out against it. I don't suffer. You might confuse my compassion for suffering. In which case, that makes you ignorant.
You may have good intentions of "saving" me, but your accusation that I am some suffering, self-loathing lost soul is offensive, and it pisses me off. Don't judge me, motherfucker. Concentrate on yourself and your own fucking problems. Because I don't have any problems, and I am doing very well. And stop being proud to be a sinner. Instead, feel guilt for sinning and use that guilt as motivation and determination be a better person. Don't put your crutch on your god, and don't embrace bad behavior. There's my enlightenment for you. Take your condescending bullshit somewhere else, because I don't want to hear it.
posted by Matt The Sick at 11:43:00 PM
7 Comments:
Man, you rock, Matt. Some juice you've got in those cojones of yours!
Reminds me of that other dude who wrote like you some 50 years ago. Yeah, I am talking of JD Salinger.
Sock it to them, right between the eyes or wherever they have them (cojones, I mean).
Haha. thanks for the comment, man. I appreciate it. I will have to check out this JD Salinger character. I have heard of him, but I have no idea who he is.
Hahaha. That's hilarious. "No homos were hurt during the make of this post. Very smart, my friend. Thanks for the support. The people who don't think I'm a spawn of Satan are starting to match the number of people who do.
They come and harass me and people who write about Christianity is because their faith is flimsy, and they get really offended when someone publicly denounces their faith when they already denounce it subconsciously. They feel the need to fight back, yelling at me and in reality, their inner self. That's what I believe.
Do you realize how perfectly your demeanor is predicted by the Bible? Do you realize that your every move is predictable? that your anger and bitterness towards Christians isn't revolutionary, enlightening, or insightful, but is simply endemic to your being against God? The Bible says it will be like the smell of death to those who are perishing, and the fragrance of life to those who are being saved.
What's more, I don't expect you to understand or care. I expect you to deny that a 2000 year old book could possibly speak any truth about your life, even as it predicts that denial. I expect you to write it off to something, anything... and continue your life. I expect you to never wonder if it could be true, because your eyes have been closed. It's not that you aren't putting enough effort into it. God hardens the hearts of those who aren't his children. He denies them the ability to find him in anything; if you're really against God, it's no wonder you can't see him in anything. Of course, if you understand that the Bible says that sort of things, you're just an ignorant hypocrite.
How is Matt The Sick's demeanor predicted by the Bible? I'm not seeing that. Maybe I'm just so god damn awesome that God had to warn people about me. But if that were true, I would have already heard about it so I think you're talking with your asshole.
My words could be predicted by a retard. You spout Christian bullshit, and I'll denounce it. It does not take a supreme being's word in a 2000 year old book to tell you that. It's called opinion, and people defend their opinions. That's normal. Being able to predict it does not make you special.
You see me as "against God". That isn't the way it is. Because if I were "against God", then that would be acknowledging that a God exists. I would like for you to properly understand me. You telling me a God exists is like me telling you that Dinosaurs are roaming Montana. Get it? I hope so, but I wouldn't be surprised. You seem pretty daft.
I'm sure the Bible can speak about life today. But I think it does much more damage than good to be honest. It turns perfectly good people into sheep, dictating asinine policy that affects my life. For your information, I grew up being told that there's a God. No one shoved anything down my throat though. When I was 14 I started going to Church. After a year, I realized it was fucking crazy bullshit. Logic kicked in, and I realized that the idea of a Magic Man In The Sky™ who controls everything was simply make believe. The older I get, the more I realize what an absolute hoax religion is.
Remember, I'm not against God. I'm against all religion. If there were no religion, there would be no 9/11, there would be no holocaust and there would be much more peace on this planet than you could possibly imagine. Religion keeps everyone on this earth separated by a belief. I'd like some fucking unity, and peace. I'd like to be able to go to a middle eastern country and not be murdered by the Jihadists. I'd like to not be judged by Crazy Cockloving Christians™, like yourself. The Bible is just another book in the library to me, except it's responsible for a whole of murder and stupid fucking rules in this great country I live in.
Do you force your wife do wear a dress? Do you beat your children? Do you think it's wrong to admire something someone else has? Do you believe that the sun revolves around little ol' Earth, and not the other 8 planets? Answer these questions and prove your insanity or disprove your faith in the Book of Bullshit™. Goddamn, I'm coming up with some awesome new phrases. Thanks for the inspiration.
Salinger wrote Catcher in the Rye. He was largely an overrated author who had little commercial success. Coincidentally almost every assassin who has been caught since the publishing has had a copy of Catcher in The Rye.
THAT'S who he is. Thank you James. This is really funny because I'm about 1/4th way through Catcher In The Rye. That's fucking awesome. I need to finish this book. I find that really ironic.
Someone posts and says I should check out JD Salinger. I say "Hmmm, I think I've heard of him."
Then James comes along and tells me he wrote Catcher In The Rye, and I've been reading that very book!
AND, James claims every assassin who has been caught had a copy. This comes when I'm getting all these people commenting telling me I'm a psychopath.
VERY VERY IRONIC AND FUNNY. That's priceless.
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