Anti-Matt The Sick Christian: OWNED

Someone commented in a post below that is so long, bizarre, and hilarious, that I just needed to make a full post to respond and make fun of him. Go get a soda or some popcorn, and prepare to piss your pants laughing. Not to mention the fact that I read about three sentences and became fully enraged, so this will be a good post full of lots of anger.

The comment is here, and for some reason, in the comment, every line of text is like this:

Example:Hello, my name is

Matt and I live in

Florida and this is

my blog.

So, for your own sake, I'm going to copy and paste portions of his comment, then respond, paste the next part, respond, etc. You get it. His text will be italic, and mine will be normal. Here we go.

You must upset yourself, as your stupidity has been presented as intelligence;) There are things eternal, larger than yourself you are clueless about. You write concerning your tattoos, "It's a declaration of understanding good and evil..." I challenge that you know very little of either. Society determines that "this" is right and "that" is wrong at any given time in history. Always has, always will. A spinless/mindless person forms their truth based on society's opinions. Like it or not you have been subject to society's opinions. We all have been. You're look, you're speech. Are you really that different? Society has made you who you are. Ten years from now it could be widely accepted that eating human flesh is okay. After all, we're only animals.

He comes right out of the box trying to be witty with the first comment. By the end of this section, I already know I'm going to be pissed because this is exactly what pisses me off. Stupidity being masked as intelligence. He says I don't know the difference between good and evil. Bullshit. If he were to give me an hour long interview asking me what I would do in this situation and that situation, and how I feel about people that do this and people that do that, it would be very obvious that I have a very strict code of right and wrong. I'm not too sure where he's going with this so far, but I have a sneaky suspicious he's setting me up for a big fucking pile of horse shit. He's already speculating on the possibility of eating flesh. This is a clear indicator that I'm talking to someone who isn't sane.

So then that truth becomes truth and what is right. So what then does one base truth on? Eternal absolutes. It takes real conviction to stand firm on enternal absolutes. I challenge you to trully seek understanding good and evil by understanding eternal absolutes. This isn't a religious trick. You already have your religion- religion is a way of life-. By definition your an intolerant religious fanatic. Your religion has it's foundations based on subjective truth not absolutes. You say killing is fine (i.e. abortion) 'cause life doesn't exsist until you're actually born. You have based your morals on when society's opinion of when your old enough to drink alcohol. And society's opinion is a man is old enough to give his life for his country at 18 but can't drink till he is 21. Where are all the women's libers? I don't see them signing up at 18. Do you?

Oh trust me, I understand external absolutes. Nothing is absolute. Do you understand the fucking sanctity of that word? Absolute is a word used in the act of exaggeration, and exaggeration is lying. So, he's already a liar, trying to propel some strange propaganda bullshit on me. Nice. By definition, I'm an "intolerant religious fanatic"? I don't this so. By definition, you fucking imbecile, you would call me an apostate. By my own defintion, I am just simply not a fucking sheep who believes there's a magical man in sky, controlling everything. Mkay? I'm glad we've got that straight. Wait a minute, "my religion"? What the fuck is he talking about. I have no religion. This fuck is nuts.

"You say killing is fine (i.e. abortion)" That is absolute fucking shit, and this is how the religious right loves to spin shit. I do say killing pedofiles is fine. I do not say killing babies is fine. I do say aborting a pregnancy is fine with me, if it's in the best interest of the mother and father. Get it? Killing a baby, bad. Sucking a fetus the size of a cigarette butt out of a woman's womb, not bad. There is nothing wrong with ending the possibility of life. With this thinking, every ounce of sperm spilt that doesn't fertilize is murder. In the words of good ol' George Carlin, we need consistency here. This fucking idiot claims I base my morals on society. That's complete fucking bullshit. I disagree with my own mom on tons of issues. I am fucking independent, and I base my morals on my own individual self. And that's a fucking word that scares you. What a complete moron this fucking guy is.

You have never been pregnant or experienced the lingering anguish of having aborted a child. I knew the very momment I concieved my children. There is nothing special about me that I would have capabilities beyond any other woman. Here is another point of ignorance, Christians love this guy to want to forgive him but hate gays. Wrong. A man sleeping with a man is an abomination because God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. Abomination doesn't equal hate. Their action is in exact opposition to the one who created them from a Christian perspective. So is hate. And so is murder and a murderous tongue. We have all sinned(been in opposition) and come short of God's esteem. There are consequences to our wrong actions and we should be held accountable.

HOLY SHIT HE'S A SHE IT'S A FUCKING FEMALE AND SHE'S HAD AN ABORTION. Oh shit, the fucking gloves are coming off now, because I know exactly what I am dealing with. I am dealing with a woman who feels guilt every time she looks at a child because she feels like a murderer, because her brain is too small to comprehend my fine points. Maybe she just needs my counseling. Now let's analyze this statement. "A man sleeping with a man is an abomination because God commands us to be fruitful and multiply." Interesting, very interesting. First, let's look at the definition of abomination. It is: "a thing that causes disgust or hatred." This bitch is such a fucking liar. Abomination doesn't equate hate? Look up in the fucking dictionary! It fucking SAYS hatred.

But I thought God loved all of us right? Where the fuck is the consistency. If you hate fags so much, then maybe you should start hunting down married couples who don't have children. And besides, fags are indeed fruitful, they just don't multiply. So I guess God only hates fags partially. I wonder how he feels about the woman who are born with the inability to give birth. He's probably gonna smite them. According to her inane logic anyway. Your fanatical Christian perspective is an insane perspective. Does anyone else see this? This is fucking crazy to me. But this is what happens when the idea of God isn't forced fed down your fucking throat from child birth. You develop a free mind. And that's what I am. A free thinker, where as this woman is a complete sheep who bases every single one of her own moral values on a 2000 year old book. That's a really, insane behavior in my opinion

I don't believe you're bad or even close to that guy but let this raise a red flag, there is a danger opening doors to thing you know little about. The things one thinks upon and says has profound implications. We love because he first loved us. Sin is sin is sin is sin. As we have been forgiven( not saying what this guy did was right by any stretch of the means), we to are to forgive. The amount of forgiveness we offer to others is the amount by which we will be forgiven. This is not a permission statement for forgiving Christians to go out and sin. God said if you love me you'll keep my commandments. This is what a believer is to strive for. He didn't say If you love me push it down the throats of others. The message is love. God's love for us, then our love for others. Thanks for allowing the post. It will be the first and last. I put on here.

Shalom

You do think I'm bad. You think I'm some sort of lost soul, and you spent your time trying to inject your insane bullshit into my head, but I have a specially equipped Bullshit Radar, which I was implanted with at around the age of reason. Here you are, not even condemning a fucking serial killer who's been molesting a child for the past month and a half. And you know what that makes you, in my own eyes? Evil. And now we come full circle to my understanding of good and evil. When someone does something wrong enough, they deserve punishment. The degree of that punishment depends on the crime. They always deserve some multiplication of the crime. Will it be 2, 4, or 9 times worse that they deserve? Someone who murders and entire family, and who has been molesting a girl for months... I can't think of any worse crime than that. And I should be able to because I'm a sick fuck, but I can't. That's how bad this is. And for you to not even condemn this man, makes you absolutely evil. You can tell yourself you're a good person for saying the piece of shit needs to be forgiven, but to anyone with an ounce of sanity, who doesn't live their life strictly according to a 2000 year old fucking book, you are insane. Evil and insane.

And this is what I hope happens to you, so you will open your eyes. I hope someone comes into your house and beats the shit out of you, abducts your husband, and children. I hope you have to go months without knowing where they are or what's happening. And I hope in that time, you will realize how this man's victims felt. Then, I would wish for every family member to return safely, so hopefully you had a good fighting chance at becoming free from the grip 2000 year old, out-dated doctrine, and becoming uncrazy, uninsane, and unevil.

Man... I really feel crazy, insane, and evil for saying that shit but it's true. I say those things because it makes me so fucking mad to see her JUST say "not saying what this guy did was right by any stretch of the means" pisses me the fuck off. She should be outraged, as I am. But she is not. Instead of being normal, and showing her outrage, or at least condemning it, which she DID NOT do, she, in her weird Christian like way, told me to forgive him. And that fact fucking pisses me off, only because I feel so deeply for victims of child molestation, and murder. And when you get a situation like this, where there are about 5 multitudes of things pissing me off to this degree in one story, I'm just overwhelmed with the amount of sorrow I feel for the living victims. When the guy was arrested, the girl said to the officer "I want my daddy." Think about that in depth... Her mom, step-dad, both brothers, and if I recall, the fucking dog, are all dead. Pretend you're that girl.

And I'm the one sticking up for her. Because her, and everyone who loved and cared for every person who was murdered by this man are the ones who need to be considered by you Christian fucks. Not the victim. Fuck the victim. Think of the pain everyone connected feels. But no, they're incapable of that. Because they are just not individuals, and they are trained to think a certain way. And that's that.