Saddam, Poor Fella

Poor Saddam. Look at him. He's so sad. I really feel for him. I read this article today, and it just really touched my heart.

He thinks he's still the President of Iraq. He wants to work out his issues with Bush. He likes Doritos. He likes Raisin Bran. He gave fatherly advice to the men guarding him. He's not so bad. And here is the best part of the interview:

The magazine said Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and U.S. planes struck the palace he was trying to reach instead of the one he was in. "Then he started laughing," recalled Reese. "He goes, 'America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

Hahaha. Very very funny. Can't you just picture him saying that? "America... Heh heh heh. They dumb. They bomb wrong palace." Just say it. He's a funny guy. I hope he does alright. Poor fella.