Katherine Harris Hates Jews

I love it when politicians make complete asses of themselves. I love it when they say rude and offensive things because unlike normal people, they have to either defend or retract those statements. I especially love it when politicians, particularly a Congresswoman who happens to be in charge of my district make them. Then I can actually do something about it.

Katherine Harris is a dirty whore. She really is. She's an ignorant foolish cunt and I'd like to slap her in the face with a t-bone steak. Plus, she legitmately looks like a ghoulish old man. She had this huge rectangular head. Like a block head. It's real weird. Her looks are just looks though. Her words are probably the most utterly disgusting and despicable I've heard from someone other than Kennedy in the past years.

The Republican candidate for U.S. Senate also said that if Christians are not elected, politicians will "legislate sin," including abortion and gay marriage.

"If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin," Harris said.

So according to my Congresswoman, if Christians don't vote for Christian politicians, they are sinning. She is also claiming that if she is elected, she will in fact legislate sin. I can't describe to you how angry this makes me. If I heard this woman say these things in front of me, I would spit right in her fucking face. That's how sick it makes me.

First off, sin has absolutely nothing to do with the laws of our country. A 1000 year old book has absolutely nothing to do in this modern era we live in. We are not primitive monkeys who need to be afraid of a God. Fags can barry and little girls can get babies sucked out of them all they want and I promise everyone; it won't effect your life.

Let me say that again, because it needs to be drilled into the fucking heads of voters. Homos, male and female, can get married like a man and woman do. Little girls can goto the abortion clinic and fix their mistakes all day long, and I promise you that your life will not be effected or impacted in any way. So leave your stupid God's rules out of the laws of my country.

Now forget about offensive statements for a minute. We all know that politicians say stupid shit that they don't really mean just to get votes. Sometimes they go too far and get caught with their pants down. With the internet now a days, it happens quite often. It's a new world. But this loopy cunt said something that is not only offensive, it diminishes her entire concept of what democracy is and what our country stands for.

Separation of church and state is "a lie we have been told," Harris said in the interview, published Thursday, saying separating religion and politics is "wrong because God is the one who chooses our rulers."

It almost leaves me speechless. This fucking square-headed man whore is actually claiming that the 1st Amendment doesn't exist, because God actually does in fact choose every ruler. That is what she said. She said that Good chooses our rulers, therefore negating any separation of Church or state. Even though the Constitution bans them from establishing any law that endorses any specific religion. She still believes that her God is in charge.

I will call this bitch out. If God chooses every ruler on Earth, then maybe you could explain to me why he picked Hitler? Could you elaborate a bit on the logic of this magnificent decision by the "supreme ruler?" Did he put Hitler in charge to kill Jews because they don't believe in his silly son? Is that it? Is that the common belief among Christians, as well as yourself? Admit it bitch, you hate Jews.

Do I really even need to list every tyrant from the last century? Of course I don't. You people get it. She's an insane Christian woman. If you don't believe in her God, she believes you to be an intention sinner, comparable to someone who repetitively does the wrong thing. She would look at me in the same way I would look at a drug addict, and that's not exaggeration. It's a perfect analogy and she would look at any non-believer in that same light. How do these fucking imbeciles get elected? I hate Florida.

I Am Hardcore

I really am a hardcore man, and sometimes little things happen in my day to day life to remind me of this. I was washing dishes, and some of the glasses didn't come out as clean as they should. So of course, I decide to watch them by hand. So there I am in the kitchen washing these glasses by hand when suddenly the cheap Walmart born glass just fucking snaps from the pressure of my hand. I was reaching in to scrub with the sponge and it just... broke.

So basically, I had my index, middle, and ring fingers in the glass with the sponge with my thumb over the other side of the glass, and I was really digging down deep. The words that came from my mouth immediately after this happened went something like:

Me: MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!
Me (Whispering): You... fucking fuck...

My girlfriend is wondering why I am screaming, and she asks what happened

Me: THESE CHEAP FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCKING WALMART GLASSES JUST TOOK A FUCKING CHUNK OF MY FLESH OFF OF MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND AND I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK IT, IT JUST FUCKING BROKE RIGHT IN MY FUCKING HAND AND NOW MY HAND IS BLEEDING.

I quickly recover, rub it with some 91% rubbing alcohol, and go back to the dishes. I washed the last 8 glasses, while my hand is literally gushing blood all into the other side of the sink. One handed. I washed every single glass and put every one away. I then poured myself a glass of Pepsi and my girlfriend a glass of water with a bunch of ice. All one handed. Then I watched Lucky Louie.

I know I'm really just saying "Hey look at me! Look what I did!" That's ok though, because I like to talk about the hardcore things I do. It really says a lot about my personality. I barely skipped a beat. Look at that brutal shit. When I took that picture, it was about two hours and its still bleeding considerably. I've never had a cut bleed so much for this long before.

Compare yourself to me and then kill yourself.

Announcement

I haven't posted in a month, and for that I sincerely apologize. I've seen a lot of good internet writers pull this move, and I know how inconsiderate and douche baggy it is. So I promise to refrain from the whole absentee blogger thing. I'm not really a blogger though. I'll let you other fags be bloggers. I'm more of an opinion giver who happens to be very entertaining.

Now on to the news. During the course of the last year of my life, I've been relentlessly attempting to figure out what I'm going to do in life. I've always had it narrowed down to a few things. Psychology, Psychiatry, Broadcasting, or Law Enforcement. For a while, I was absolutely certain that I wanted to be a Psychologist. 12 years is to much time to lose so earn the right to be a legal drug dealer.

I'm going into radio. I've spent this last month figuring out every aspect of this endeavor. The financing, the school itself, the choices, oh so complicated. But everything seems to be smooth at the moment and I'm comfortable enough at this point to announce my plans. I'll be starting school either in September or November depending on how the dice land. I think it's going to be great.

For the longest time I was going to start podcasting. Even before podcasting was super popular, I might add. I made one or two, but I was never able to post them because I felt like a fake douche bag. I felt like a wannabe. I felt like a poser. And Matt The Sick is no poser. So I'm going to become a real life radio guy. It's going to be a long uphill battle to get a point where I can give my opinion on the radio, but those who know me know that when I want something badly enough, I am like a relentless persevering animal. I become obsessed and one-track.

Here's what I know about radio. Satellite radio is blowing up. Free radio will always be #1, but XM and Sirius will be like Cable tv is today in less than a decade. Free radio's talent is gone. Completely gone. All of the best talent was forced out by the FCC and now they reside on Satellite land. The volcano erupted. It is now my turn to step in and fill the void. There's no one else to even mention. I'm not talking about these douche bags like Rush and Savage. The same drones who want to hear their own opinions repeated by someone on the radio will keep listening. That's not me.

People who read the site know that my opinions are dynamic and can never be predicted. News Talk is getting old anyway. Here, on this venue, I can't really talk about everything because reading is boring. People don't need to read my website on the internet. They do, however, need to satisfy their boredom during their car ride. This will never change until the flying cars arrive, and we're all still waiting for that and we will still be waiting for decades to come.

What I'm saying is that there will be no Matt & Bob show. There will be no And's at all. I'm not going to pretend to be Howard Stern like every other fucking radio hack does. And I'm not going to be like those fake faggots on XM. I think not. I'm going to be original and I'm going to be me. Like I said, it's going to take my a while to get to a position where I can even give my mild opinion. But I will get there and you will hear it.

I will be extremely busy with school in the next few months, but I will keep posting. Now that things are a bit more calm, I'll have more time. Also look out for a new layout coming to the site. A redesign! Isn't it exciting! Stay tuned, because this little thing we've got going here is growing into something that's going to explode and smash people in the face. Stay tuned.