A Means To An End

Here we again, with these fucking gas prices. Ah, how I fondly remember just a few months ago; America was begging OPEC to cut production because the supply was far too high to allow their usual profit margins. I remember it was cut once, just before it got to around 2.20 locally here. Then it got cut again a couple months later.

Now, there is suddenly a supply problem? Is it Iraq? Iran has been playing nice lately, so it can't be them. Let's throw a fucking rock and see what reason we can hit in the ass to explain our thievery.

It needs to stop, and that's the bottom line. I don't care about the free market, your stocks, or the idea of capitalism. I just don't care. This should be illegal, and I will explain why.

It is absolutely morally wrong, and bordering on extortion when these fucking scumbags, literally making more money than they could possibly ever spend, an ungodly amount, raise the price of gas just as everyone is getting ready to go on vacation.

Fuck supply. We had a great supply and OPEC fucked it up, at the mercy of the American oil industry. There is no supply problem. It's all about maintaining revenue levels. Then when this time hits every year, they bend us over and big oil has their way with our anus. I, for one, do not enjoy the oil overlords molesting me in such ways.

This time of the year is not about maintaining revenue. It's about growing them. Which is terrific if you believe in the free market and all that good stuff. But it's not slow growth. It's an explosion of financial difficulty to the entire American middle and lower class. It's rape. There's no Katrina to blame it on this time fuckers. You're thives.

Now here's the punchline. Here's what needs to happen now. The house and senate need to act now to put profit caps on essentials of life. This means milk, corn, cheese, medicine, healthcare, and fucking gas. I don't mean jello, cars, movies, or your favorite porn site. I mean the essentials Americans need to live their life. Gas is one of those items.

I do believe in the free market and capitlism. Just not on essentials of life. I don't want to hear the lame arguements of alternative fuels, bikes, mopeds, scooters, whatever the fuck. We're talking about here and now. It should be illegal to make a certain undefined level of profit off of an essential to life in the United States.

Let it be $4.00, I could give two shits. Just limit these motherfuckers. Let the rate change with inflation. I do not care. Perhaps it would even allow America to take more control of the world's oil economy when the big dogs take control.

But that doesn't work out too well for the scumbag in a suit whose only purpose in life is to suck the fucking life out of the American public. And when I say life, I truly mean life. We spend our time on gas, remember that. Time away from your family is being used to grow their ungodly bank accounts.

It needs to end, and it needs to end now. Cap their profits. Figure out a way to do it so it won't damage the economy. Get it done. Put a roof and a limit on these absolute villains. That's what you're fucking here for anyway. Do some goddamn good and stop these motherfuckers. How long will they continue to sexually violate the entire American public before these douche bags in office realize they can really, really make their constituents happy by relieving them of big oils cock up their ass?

It's a no-brainer. Limit the profits. They don't need 500 billion a quarter, I promise you. I promise that the world will be just fine if Exxon Mobil is the #10 biggest money making company in America, opposed to #2. I promise, that if these motherfuckers in office start acting on the will of the public, America would be a better place. But unforunately, we've completely forgotten what Democratic America is.