The End

TheSick.net is over. It's been a great many years. But the more I read over these insane writings of mine, the more I realize it's time to close this chapter of my life.

Clearly, I'm a talented writer. Since I do it professionally now, I just don't like this anymore. What I did on this website was fucking AWESOME. But it wasn't writing. It was long insane angry ramblings, half of which is complete bullshit.

Let me pull back the curtain. Here's TheSick.net formula for success. Take any issue you feel passionately about, multiply that passion by about 50, then use vulgarity and obscenity to intelligently make your point. And you've got a fucking post.

That's not me anymore. And like I said, some of these issues I intentionally took the minority opinion on and used the formula above to create a "shocking" post. It's entertainment, fuckers!

Now all my writing is done in radio. I write copy for advertisers. I write for 20 hours a week just for the air. Jokes, bits, stories, etc. That is real writing. This stuff, this is just typing.

So I enjoyed my time as an internet typist who gave his opinion on all things. And trust me - THAT part will never die. I genuinely fucking HATE the bullshit that happens in this world, and THATS why I write. And that's why I have a #1 rated radio show. Because I just have to open up my mouth.

It's been fun. But it's been over for a while now. Matt The Sick turned into Matty Boy on the radio. And that's that. Enjoy the site. You'll be hearing me soon.