You Can Die While I Laugh

The Bush administration always finds a way to stoop to a new low with me. I've seen a lot of despicable actions from their side of the fence, but we're at a new level. I'm talking about the Correspondent's Dinner.

It's a tradition in which the president (intentionally lowercased) gets together with the media to have a tuxedo-clad event in which everyone makes incredibly obnoxious jokes about each other, all the while pretending that they all think each other is great. It's always a hilariously fun night.

The problem I have with that, is that I am absolutely certain that there are thousands of our men in Iraq right now that would kill for even a bit of laughter. Who would kill just to have anything take their mind off their family for 5 minutes.

How fucking dare, that un-evolved chimp cunt smile in public. How dare he even attempt to make a single joke when we are in a state of (bullshit) war. Legitimate or not, right or wrong, regardless, we are fighting a war. Humor is absolutely fucking inappropriate. I don't care if the dinner benefits 100 dying puppies. Blow me, motherfuckers.

You have no moral right to have a little fucking get together so you can make little jokes about each other. Not when men and women are dying everyday because of YOUR poor fucking choices. It's proof of pure evil. No person, with a shred of honor or moral aptitude, could get on stage and make cute little jokes while our country is at war.

That disgusting slob Karl Rove needs to inform him that comedy is not allowed. There is only one single mood the president should be allowed to show in a time of war. Seriousness. A stick should be up his ass at all times, just as long as our soldiers have bullets flying at them at all times. Get it?

I haven't even mentioned the fact that the majority of Americans want our troops out now. This fucking man refuses to believe the truth. He refuses to see the truth. His legacy is in grave danger. Let me spill the beans for you, W. All the military power in the world cannot defeat a FEELING. We are at war with an offensive tactic. Terror is not a person or an army. Terror is a tactic used by people who hate us. Every day we're in Iraq, and with every civilian killed in Iraq, more people hate us. We're creating more terror, and I think that's factual at this point.

He's an absolutely evil man. The proof is in the dinner. Go do something that should cause you a lot of pain. It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. It could be something as simple as spanking your kid. Even in a just and fair war, it would be impossible for a man of moral character to laugh about anything knowing the grave seriousness of his choices and course of action. George Bush is evil, but I think everyone knows that at this point.

We pretend like this WMD stuff was the reason for the war. We'll never know the reason for the war. There was a true reason. Maybe it will come out after the death of everyone in his administration. One day, the truth will be known. One day, we will find out the true reasons for this war and the true reasons why George W. Bush felt it was necessary to fight a 4 year long war on an offensive tactic of war.