Avril's Next

My next rant is going to be about Avril Lavigne. I hate that cunt so much, and I've got alot to say about her. I'm gathering the resources for the rant right now actually.

I didn't post yesterday because I was too busy doing nothing. No actually, I made a new background for Korn Korner that I will post on the site later. I also still need to write up this fucking Sickness Clan email. I'm sure there are some other things I need to do but fuck them. If I can't remember them then they must not be important.

So it seems Jonathan Davis will be on Korn Korner tomorrow. I'll be on keeping the hundreds of little fuckers in line. Being a wiz (moderator) is much more fun when there's more then 10 people. I'm excited. Kyle gets to be a temp wiz as well tomorrow too, so it's gonna be cool wizzing with him. Alright, it is time to jump aboard the hoeeeeeee train.

Saber Lives!

I usually don't like to get into the things that depress me in my weblog, so I will get you all up to date. I adopted a dog named Saber for for my girlfriend. I fell in love with him, he's such a great dog. Well he got Parvo at the animal shelter, and came very very close to dying. The vet said it was a miracle he beat the disease. It's comparable to AIDS for humans. He spent all last week at the vet. He's back here in The Sick Dungeon tonight, along with his new best friend Halo (The Italian Greyhound). They're gettting along great. It's looking like the Citrus County Animal Shelter will be paying for the $349.00 bill. You motherfuckers.

TheSick.net finished. Fuck Yessss

Wow, I did it alot quicker then I thought I would. I'm pretty excited about the type of rants I'm writing. I like it this way better versus just bitching about random things in here... Which I still will do. I just want to put alot of effort into the things that really piss me. I worked on it constantly all day yesterday. Speaking of yesterday... did anyone catch Stone Cold's return last night? The godliest shit since HHH's return. This was better for me. Thank fucking god he's back. Alright, time to find something new to fill the void of creating this new site. That's the shitty part about finishing a site.

Changes Coming

A weblog application I was testing out fucked up my blog. I managed to fix it though. If you saw weird posts, or duplicat posts, then that's why.

TheSick.net is nearly finished. When it is' you will see this blog turn into my journal, which will be just that. I'll have a special section on there for rants. I plan on making the site's main content rants and bitchings. Like I said, they're going to be more professional, and over all more well thought out. Those are my plans though. I'm also getting pressure to update The Sickness Clan and Dalyce's site. Her site isn't even finished yet, but she's giving out the link. Which is fine and all, I just don't want it to make me look bad. Alright, I've said what I gotta say. Later.

Message Boards

You know... I frequently post on a few message boards. Citrus County Sucks.com, the Nothingface board, the Korn board, the Disturbed board, the Mac Rumors.com board, and 1Wrestling.com's board. All of these boards are great, and I enjoy posting on them because the people are my people... with the exception of one.

1Wrestling.com. First, let me give you a brief description of their site. It is one of the biggest wrestling news sites out there. It is flooded with pop up adds, and flooded with banners. They will actually make you PAY for some wrestling news. Why? Because they can. I think it's fucking bullshit. I think it's wrong to capitalize on wrestling fans and to hold them hostage with a cock load of pop ups to try and get them to become a PREMIUM member of their website. The only reason I goto their site over better wrestling news sites is because David and Buck, the guys who run the site have an inside connection to the WWE. Now, back to your regularly scheduled rant.

I post on their message board. It is unmoderated, and is about 4 years behind in message board technology. I consider myself a smart mark, and that is the only reason I join the discussion. Now as my regular friends who view this weblog know, I curse alot. That's just me. I'm vulgar. Does this make me unintelligent? Well the obtuse motherfuckers on that message board seem to think so. See, there's this term little bitch fuck cry babies use when someone bitches at them. That term is called 'flaming'. Basically, if you bitch at someone, or in any way talk about someone personally in a slightly negative way, it's pretty much 'flaming'. Where I come from, flaming is a word used to describe a fag. I am not a fag. Next time one of you motherfucking cry baby bitches accuse me of flaming I'm going to hunt you down through my ftp log, call your isp, and find a way to rape your mom. Ahah! How ya like that for intelligence ya cocksuckers.

No, I'm hardly serious. However, these fucking pussies on this message board can't roll with the punches. They can't even get into a heated fucking argument online without shitting themselves. Most of these flamers who claim to be smart fans are just pussies on the computer. I'm not even going to mention the flamers' (using the word in its derogatory meaning) names. You being in my weblog would be far too cool. But I'll tell you this now. There are much better wrestling forums out there. Like wrestling-edge.com. That site owns 1wrestling in every such way. I don't need to post on a forum with whining faggot bitches when there are much better alternatives.

I'm willing to bet these people who judged me by my weblog alone are fat ass motherfucking loser shits who have never ever gotten laid. Alright, I'm going to go work on things now. To the two fat ass loser cunts who have never felt a tit in their life: Go fuck yourselves. I own you.

Love,
The Sick

I'm got nothing to talk about right now

I'm just checking in. I'm alive, and I'm not tried of blogging. I've got some shit to talk about, but I don't want to just type it in this little box here. I want to put some effort into something I'm deeply pissed off about, and that is Animal Shelters. The pound. You motherfuckers. Tomorrow, I'm going to write something good, detailed, and professional. Sort of a test run for the way things will be formatted on the new site. That's al for now. The fire is burning.

www.fuckrelgion.gay

I was pretty bored today. So I went to Google, and typed in hell. I found this fucking fundamentalist bullshit page about hell. You can view this page here. So anyways, I'm reading this shit, and it's really pissing me off. I mean If someone was spouting the shit that this page (and their other 'articles') is stating to me in real life, I'd fucking decapitate them. I wouldn't be able to control it either. Why are these people so fucking stupid, and why do they lie so fucking much. I think it may be because there are so many fucking holes in religion and in the bible that they need to spin and lie so they can control people. Goto their main site too. www.av1611.org This fucking bullshit makes me sick.

I am now considering making an anti religion site after I launch TheSick.net. On this site, I will pick apart every fucking religion in this world, and explain who's more stupid, evil, dishonest, etc. It's going to be cool. It's just an idea right now though. Speaking of religion, have any of you read the Koran? That is some evil fucking shit. The Bible preaches control, and tries to scare you into being a sheep, while the Koran preaches hate and tries to get you to kill the sheep. It's a big fucking circle of death and stupidity. Oh well, fuck religion and fuck Jesus.

The Patriot Owns.

I'm watching The Patriot right now. This is one of the most hardcore movies ever. See, this was back when things in this country were solid. When they were real. Let me make a comparison. Patriotism in the 1800's during the revolution is like breathing. You are alive, you have a body and a soul, you're functioning, and it's that simple. Today though, Patriotism is an empty gester. It is a dead human. Sure the body (patriotism) is there, but the soul is gone, the breathe is gone. Noone now a days knows what it was like. It's not like I'm saying I do, but I sure as fuck don't take it for granted. These fucking people with their homosexual fucking flags on their car. I'd like to smash into them while driving, take off their flag, and jab them right in the fucking eye with it.

The problem isn't America though, we have more freedoms them most nations, although getting a blowjob is still illegal in most states. Go figure. The problem is the world. Religion mainly. Nobody does nice shit for the fuck of it anymore. Noone gives a fuck about anyone but themselves. The selfish corporate cocksuckers have made people evolve this way. I admit I rarely do a god damn thing for anyone who isn't a loved one, or true friend. Why the fuck should I? What do I gain? Sure, sometimes I'll wave a car if I'm at a 4 way stop, but I never just say 'Hi' to people, or I never let somone go ahead of me in a line at McDonald's if I can't decide. You know why? Because I'm an angry fuck who hates 90% of everything. Bow to me

So... Today's Valentine's Day.

This morning, my girlfriend gave me this pimp ass silk boxers with little chili peppers on them. It's the coolest shit ever. I'm getting her a puppy for Valentine's Day. She's extremely happy about it. I've never seen her happier actually. She wants a puppy like I want a million dollars.

So anyways, not much pisses me off on Valentine's Day. I feel bad for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with. I know how lucky I am. But the people who bitch, and say how much they hate Valentine's Day because they have no-one pisses me off. I remember this one stupid fucking girl in 8th grade who bitched and bitched and bitched every fucking second in class about how much she hates VD. (Yes, I'm going to abbreviate that from here on out because I'm fucking sick of typing it.) It pissed me off. She was a fat ugly fucking whore who couldn't get fucked if a guy's life depended on it. It's not VD's fault that you're an ugly skank bitch, so why the fuck do you hate it? Stupid bitch. I've met several other people like that. They should die. Well I'm outro, time to work on The (New) Sick website.

Happy Valentine's Day to the people I know who read this.

Holy Shit I'm back.

I haven't posted in a while. I kinda lost my inspiration for a while. I have my Edit Blog page right in my button bar favorites, it's not like I just forgot all about it. It's just like, every time I thought about it I just didn't feel like it. Nothing to talk about. Oh but I've got a new strategy. News analysis. The Sick style.

It was proved today that the Big Bang did occur. It was also proved that the universe is 13.7 billion years old. (Not 2000) Do you know what that means? This means there is now actual, solid, factual proof that everything in the fucking bible is bullshit. 100% bull fucking shit. Eat that you christian bastards. I'd love to hear an argument with this. I bet the average thoughtless christian would say something like 'I don't care about that, it's wrong, I know God exists because he did this and that for me,' Blah Blah shut the fuck up. Christians are the stupidest fucking people alive, and it's truly amazing to me how many lives and minds religion wastes. It is my theory that anyone who believes in God cannot be as logically smart as me because anyone, who can come close will see clearly through that bullshit that no religion exists. I mean, think about it from the outside. A religious person thinks that there is a big ass invisible man who controls everything. Think about that for a second. A big ass invisible man..................... Hahaha, yeah ok. Ever notice how there is absolutely 100% no evidence that God exists? Yep. Did you know that when the bible was written, it was predicated on the belief that the world was flat? Hell, below. Heaven, above. Ever notice how there are hundreds of facts that say he doesn't exist? Denial. The bible was written to control people who lived 2000 years ago. Tens of millions of people are still being controlled by it today. It's fucking disgusting. People need something to believe in I suppose. Unfortunately, they're all fucking idiots.

(For the most part, I'm talking about the fundamentalists who actually live and die by the bible, not the casual believer)

Hmmm

Blogging is kinda gay. I think I'm gonna stop soon.

I have alot to talk about.

After ER got over, I went to fill out an application at Winn Dixie. I was falling asleep while I was driving there, so when I got there, I passed out and took a 45 minute nap in the parking lot. Doh... Then I woke up, went in, and when I went to the service desk, I could not After that, I went over to the mall and bought an iRock. It's a little device that allows me to listen to my iPod on my FM stereo. It's the shiz bam. So when I got home, me and Ed put on our ghetto thinking caps, and made a mount for it so it has a sturdy place to sit while I'm driving. We spent most of the night doing it, but the result was worth it. We made it out of a piece of plastic from one of my old phone bases, 2 combs, a left over corner angle of plastic from my computer desk, and lots and lots of butane torching. It's highly ghetto, but it's sturdy and works well.

I had more things to talk about, but I forgot, and I just suddenly got tired, so it's time for me to go lay down.

What a shitty night.

My god damn cd player broke. Me and Ed spent all night trying to fix it, but no such luck. Thank god I still have the recept, and the extended warranty information. I almost lost the ball on my lebret piercing too. I found that though.

On a happier note, I'm making massive progress on Dalyce's website. I should have it finished by Friday. I just need her to get me all the content and stuff.

Well today, I plan on not sleeping, so that's gonna be fun, and I'm going to get me a job. I don't care what the fuck it takes. I NEED MONEY. Motherfucker. I gotta take that fucking CD Player to K-Mart too. Argh, I also have to drive Dalyce to school in about an hour and a half. That'll be nice though. Alright, I'm going to play Halo. Peace.

Turtles and Mafioso Hats.

Well I went to the flea market today. It's nice to spend a few hours around dishonest, dirty, scumy rednecks. A bit refreshing. Well, I bought 2 baby turtles at 5 bucks a piece. One's a lazy fuck and never moves, but the other is like hyper. They're so pimp.

I also bought a Fedura. (Mafioso Hat) It's the fucking shit. I've been looking for one forever, and I finally find one, at the flea market, for 5 fucking dollars. I looked the brand up online. Turns out this hat is vintage, and costs $80.00 new. How bad ass is that? And I got it for 5 fucking dollars. Looks brand new too. Oh my god it owns me.

Houston, we're all fucked

Aw this sucks. I'm watching the Fox News right now. The space shuttle blew up over Texas, and it is falling down. NASA lost contact with the space shuttle after it entered Earth's atmosphere. Which means basically, theres a giant fire ball on its way to Earth. That sucks for Texas, someone's house is going to get fucked up.

Man, these fucking idiots are saying 'It is believed terrorism is not involved. Oh come the fuck on. Was a suicide bomber sitting up on a cloud waiting for Columbia to pass by? I guess Fox News had to cator to the ignorant fucking people in this world. Alright, I'm gonna go watch the news. What a shitty start to this day.

Woo, problem fixed..

My god, I can't believe that the text isn't anti aliased in Windows. What the fuck. Dammit, that pisses me off so bad, I work my ass off to make a bad ass fucking site, and get it looking sexy as fuck, and it looks like shit to 90% of the people who are going to view it. Arggggggh.

I've got to do some heavy updating on the Clan Sickness site. I've got 8 emails full of information to be added. I also need to work on my girlfriend's site more. It's coming along nicely though, it's just a little harder making a site for someone else, because I need to be sure this is what she wants for this, and that is what she wants for that. I don't wanna spend an hour making all the buttons to find out she wants a different font.

The Real Motherfucking Deal

Fucking Internet Explorer

Well, it seems my new buttons are fucked up on Windows IE. I'm going to fix it later. My bad. I was not aware of the horridness of them until today. Infact, my whole page looks like shit on Windows. I really wish everyone had a Mac. I'd be so much happier. Well, to the HTML world I go.