Words of a Military Man

Been working on my latest rant all day. And drawing ninja avs on palace. Fun shit. This rant is definitely going to be the most in depth, well thought out, most vulgar ever. It'll be a classic. I shoud have it finished later on.

I would like to share an email that one of our troops sent to his friend who is my friend. I fucking love this right here...
i want to go infantry. i loved it down there with those guys, i really did. and i didnt realize it until it was too late. i had already reenlisted for a true admin MOS (miltary occupational specialty), that put me at no less than personnel battalion level. in english, that means i can never work in the infantry while having this job, and that i will always be surrounded by personnel guys. shitty, for me. not where i want to be. i want to go to war to go to war, you know? to show these fuckheads that we're not playing around, like desert storm. we're going to slaughter them all, destroy all thier weapons, free all our p.o.w.'s, then come home and drink some beer. and thats that. so dont worry, okay?

That is so god damn awesome. I really hope that guy gets to go kill some Iraqis. THAT is the type of people I want protecting freedom for me. What a bad ass motherfucker. Thanks Amanda for letting me share that, you are the woman.

Thats all.

	Iraq Ranting

Last night during the Academy Awards, Michael Moore, who is a big fat ass shit talking nobody received an award for best documentry. That says alot in itself doesn't it? Anyway, During this exceptence speech, he started talking all kinds of shit about the Bush Administration and the war. He was then boo'ed off stage by his fellow Hollywood Elite. This isn't the Joe Blow Awards here, this is the motherfucking Academy Awards. It may have been the funniest shit I've seen in a while. What a fucking loser. Then he got punked out by the host Steve Martin. Good funny shit. Sucks to be that gay fat ass. Oh, new rant coming tomorrow.

Have any of you seen this fucking cocksucking jabroni Iraqi Information Minister? This guy is a sick fuck and I'd like slit his throat. Seriously. This piece of shit gets up there in front of all the homosexual arab media and lies like fuck. He says fucking farmers shot down an Apache, but it was shown before hand and it was very evident that there was absolutely no damage to is. He lied about a few other things too but it's hard to remember when that fucking translator is talking. I just read the closed captioning because I can't understand that fuck. He get's flapped up alot and sighs. Gay ass. Fuck Iraq, our men are dying. Husbands, Boyfriends, Fathers, being killed and humilated and torurted by these fucks. I say nuke the entire fucking country. Fuck the Iraqi people. 15 of those skanky dirty scumbag fucks equal one freedom protecting American.

	The Fair...

Wasn't too bad. I managed to only get ripped off once by a carney. Fucking cocksuckers. Argh. I saw alot of old friends from school. For those who don't know, I left 4 years ago to become a loser. They were really happy to see me, it was great. Dalyce got sick, and so did I. We all kinda wasted 14 bucks on those fucking arm bands but oh well, I still had fun. Bumper cars are so bad ass. Violence!

I've got a couple projects officially brewing in The Sick Network. An anti French website that may or may not get off the ground, and a Bitches of Citrus County website. It's gonna be cool. I'm going to allow people to submit their bitches, and of course I will definitely submit mine. I'm also going to begin writing a new rant tomorrow on the celebrity musician anti war fags. Lots of updates coming for you people who love me oh so much. I know you do.

	Warrrrrrr

It's about time. This is some highly entertaining shit. I stayed up pretty late watching the developments on Fox News. My mom was watching CNN, and lemme tell ya, Fox News has 10 times better coverage. It was good shit though. They're so fucked it's unbelievable. I'm watching a press conference right now with bullet head Ari. What the fuck kind of name is Ari? Sounds like a homosexual name to me. Kind of like Will, or Elton. I can't wait for the shock and awe phase to begin.

This pretty much sucks. I have a headache and it's not going away. But it should shortly. I love my Ibuprofen. I'm going to the county fair tonight with Dalyce, Christie, and Ed. It'll be fun I'm sure. I just read something a few days ago about a carnival ride malfunctioning in Jacksonville. I hope it's not the same motherfuckers who are doing our fair. No farris wheel for me bitches. Ok, I've gotta piss pretty badly, time to check out.

Time.. To Bomb... Saddam.

Do you smell what The Sick is cooking?

I made an audio post yesterday. You can only make one without paying, and I recorded a bad ass riff that I'm going to use when I make a flash intro for this site. Pretty cool eh? I want to add more to this site, but I don't know. I need suggestions, I also need to add commenting to this. I've been trying to write a rant, but I'm not feeling the usual amount of anger that I usually do. I'm writing about things that piss me off while I'm driving. I think I'm gonna analyze the Bush administration next. Fags.

Speaking of those meat gazers, how about this Iraq bullshit? I'll give my opinion. George Bush is a war monger, and he likes his little Texas Cowboy image he sets out on the world. I am for the war though. Saddam Hussein is one evil cocksucker that just can't have that power anymore, and I believe the most powerful country in the world has the right to make this decision. We own the world. I'm really fucking sick of all these non Americans being against the war. I believe these people aren't for the war simply because they think America sucks because we're better. Seriously. Innocents aren't going to die, only murderers are. Kill the killers. I'm sure some innocents will die, but it is not going to be like fucking Hiroshima. 2 here, 4 there, like that. In fact, we dropped millions of leaflets on Iraq today telling them to stay the fuck away from Military targets. So if they die, it's their own god damn fault. Do any of you smell an anti war people rant? I know I do. If you smelllllll what The Sick....is...cookin'.

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Daddy!

Friday was me and Dalyce's 2 year anniversery. 2 years is a long time for a 17 and 15 year old to be together. I'm really happy about that. On Friday, I picked her up from school and we went to my house. Spent the day just hanging out playing Mario Party and shit, it was great. Then we went to Wal-Mart and we bought eachother something. Lmao... we did things ghetto this year because neither of us had the time. It was cool though. She got me these pimp ass Sponge Bob boxer pants, and I got her a lephard print pillow. After that we went to Applebees. I ate a fucking great cajon seasoned steak with the mashed potatoes with the skin and chunks in them, garlic bread, and fries. MmMmmmmMm. After that, I brought Daly home, and went home to moderate the Jonathan Davis chat on Korn Korner. He forgot about the event and was and hour and 45 minutes late. It was fairly gay, but the event was cool.

Rewind a few hours. When I was at Wal-Mart, there was this really big fat ass white chick standing there. She had a little 10 month old black baby in the cart that I assume was hers. So I'm just walkink, pimped out in my Nothingface hat and shirt and I walk by the big fat white bitch and the little black baby, and the baby looks and points at me and says 'Daddy!'. Oh my god. It was the funniest shit ever.

Well it's about that time that I exit the building now. I need to write a new rant, but I don't know, I haven't been too pissed lately. What the fuck is wrong with me? :|

I Know... I Suck.

I haven't posted in a week. That is not going to happen anymore. I haven't been posting because I guess I figure noone's reading. Judging by the counter, that's not the case. So fuck it. I'm sure you people would much rather here me ramble about things you may not care about versus absolutely nothing at all. Right?

I'm going to add like 4 of my latest creations. I found something that has sparked my creativity. www.iconfactory.com. Such... beautiful... icons. I must be better then these people. Another new obsessive goal that will plague me.

My next rant is going to be on these fucking anti war idiots. I'm pretty pissed off about it. I'll save it for the rant though. I also have a new project I'm going to begin soon. It's a secret for now though. ;) I made a photo album today displaying my sick ass photography skills. Completely out of bordom. Like I've said before, I always need to be working on some type of project. It's just my way. You can check it out here. Put that in your pipe in smoke it. I think I'm going to rewrite all the captions to be more sick, and email blistering.com about a photography job. It's not a paying job of course, but it's something I'd like to do. Well, it's time to go play with fire now. Check back later or tomorrow for more shiz bam, also check out the main page later for my sexy ass new creations. Peace.

Jon Chats Keeping The Man Down

I haven't posted in a while. I don't really see the point in it since I'm getting about 1 click every two days from AIM. Maybe I'm getting more and I just don't know about it. But I don't see much point in posting when noone's going to read it. Well I've been pretty busy too. Been working on misc. things for the next Jon chat on Friday. The chat on Thursday got all fucked up by some cocksucker flooder. Oh well, check out this screenshot from it. That's all of us in the secret wiz room with Jonathan Davis. Pretty cool shit. It's too bad he sold out, because he is a nice guy.

God damn I'm bored. I'm pretty excited for Raw tomorrow night. It seems like Rock and Austin are going to feud for Wrestlemania, which has already been done twice already. Gay. I want to see Stone Cold feud with HHH. All of Evolution. Ehh whatever. I'm out... nothing to talk about. Avril rant coming soon. Later.