I Like Bacon

I have to go to my work today to see what's up. I have no idea when I am supposed to start working, but I know I'm hired so that's that. I had to wake up early today so I could get there early. I went yesterday to drop off a bunch of papers but the manager was busy or something so I said I would come back today. Yes yes. Time to take the piercings out, throw on the cologne, take off the spikey necklace and replace it with the silver chain, and to take off my beanie and do my hair all pimp like. It's like I need to hide who I am and pretend I'm someone else. It's lame. Whatever I need to do to get a job though. I need moneys. Why don't give you moneys to Zim?