What a Day Yesterday...

So... I left my house at about 4. I started driving on the main road in my town, and I passed a cop. I was speeding, going 40 in a 25. So I was like 'Fuck...' and I had a feeling he was gonna turn around and come after me so I used my quick goat thinking and make a quick right down a side rode. I went down to the end of that road and then I made a left onto a road that it adjacent to the main road. Then I made a left, went down that road, and came back out to that main rode that I was originally on. So I was like 'Ok I'm all good'. So I started driving again and that same fucking cop was coming the same way again and this time he caught me and pulled me over. He did turn around, but he didn't see me so he turned back around and then he caught me speeding again... Yeah, it was gay. So he comes up to my window and I pulled the honestly tactic on him. I'm like 'Hey, ya caught me' and he says 'You were going 38 in a 25', and I said 'Yeah... I know... what can I say? You caught me.' So I gave him my license and registration and he goes to his car, comes back hands me a piece of paper and he says 'Alright I'm gonna give you a warning' and I say 'Thanks man, I really appreciate that'. Then he replies with: 'Well I appreciate honesty'. So...

After that, the cop asks if me if I have anything illegal in the car. I say '...No' and then he asked me if he could check. But... I did have my cigarettes in the car though, and I'm not 18, I am 17. So, thinking that he could make that warning a big ass fine, I decide to make his job easy. I'm like sure no problem, even though my 4th amendment right says that I don't have let him search shit. I decided to take my chances. So he made me get out and go near his car. Now I'm thinking 'Man... This is lame'. Then this other motherfucking cocksucker cop comes up, and he starts talking to me. At this point I'm pissed off. How many fucking faggot pigs does it take to deal with a very cooperative 17 year old? So this second dicksucker cop asks 'How are you doing' and I say 'I just got pulled over... Dow do ya think I'm doing?'. He laughed. Then this fuck asks me 'Can I search you?' This fucking pissed me off. This fag just pulls up a minute before this guy started searching my car and wants to give me a fucking hard time? So anyways, he asks me, and I'm like 'Uhm... You're pushing it now. I know that I didn't even have to let that officer search my car, but now you want to search me?' I decided to cooperate. I didn't want to be a pain in the ass because I knew they were going to find my cigarettes. So this fucking cocksucker makes me put my god damn hands on the car, like a black man in Compton, and he searches me. While he is doing this though, I'm giving him a hard time making him feel like an imbecile. I say 'You know, I do have my limits, and I believe this search is unreasonable... But I'm gonna make your day easier because I know that you're just doing your job.'. I was bullshitting. This fuck wasn't doing his job, he was harassing a kid in a beanie, who looks like a punk. So anyways, this fag finds nothing of course, and then he asked me to take off my beanie... I then said 'Come on... can't you just pat it?' It was rather funny... So he did and then he asked me if I had anything in my shoes. It was drizzling out, so I said 'Would you like me to take off my shoes and dance in the rain for you?' Haha it was great. This guy was a bitch though, he pissed me off. He also did a fucking horrible job searching me. But the nice guy, who was searching my car during all that time found my cigarettes. And he took them and he's like 'These aren't yours right' and he gave me that little smile/look and I'm like 'Nope' he said 'Well I have to take them anyways. Sorry'. So I said 'Hey no problem' and he's like 'Alright sir, have a nice day'. I then shook his hand, thanked him for treating me with respect, and got in my car. I then drove home to get another pack of cigarettes... Hahaha.

The End.

I also went to the mall yesterday and bought 4 new outfits. My dad hooked me up with some money. I look good in black. I need more black pants. Argh.