First Day of Work

Not too fucking bad. It was very boring, since today was just an orientation, but I think it will get better. The lady who was talking to us and teaching us was fucking great. She was pretty young too to be a Winn Dixie higher up. She would reward us with fucking candy and shit for participating. It owned. We got 2 10 minute breaks. During my first break, I fucking hauled ass home, got my cigarettes, smoked, and then got back in there about a minute early. God damn I rule. On Tuesday I start cashier training. That's fucking lame. I have to learn this shit, for like 4 days, and I'm not even going to be a cashier. Oh well. I'll be doing stock. Bitches.

Another nice thing is... For the next 5 months, because I am under 18, I can only work 4 hours a day, 4 days a week. Which I think is fucking great. I think of it as 5 months to ease myself into the working life. Argh. Also in 6 months, I'll have medical insurance. Finally... I will be able to get my fucking cluster headache bullshit figured out. I'm way too broke for a DR visit, because these cocksucking system around here is built around people with insurance, and I don't have any. I need an oxygen tank. That's what they'll give me for this headache shit I've been going through for the past year. I get terrible headaches a few times a day every day. And then every now and then I go through a remission. Anyways.... Enough about my flaws.

I won a signed Nothingface poster from the NF street team. Fuck yeah. I got it yesterday. It's so fucking sexy. MmMmmm I love you Nothingface. Check out their new CD Skeletons or die you fuck. I'm going to see them in Tampa on May 4th. Words cannot describe how fucking exciting I am for that shit. Alright, it is time to goto Blockbuster. Peace motherfuckers