Random Babbling

I have realized something. Any, and everything in life that requires you to wear a uniform sucks. Everything. Wether it's work, the military, boy scouts, or an underground bondage club, it is not good.

Although, I have thought of a few exceptions. Like those people who dress up as characters at Disney World. Is that a uniform though? They don't walk around all day like that. I think you'd call that a costume. But there are many exceptions.

I was actually in boy scouts for a while. This was around the same time I was in karate. In fact, me and my life long friend Ed went to both together as kids. My mom and his mom were really involved in it. I can remember 2 interesting stories from both.

This one time, I had to go straight from baseball practice to cub scouts. Yes, it was actually called cub scouts now that I think about it. Anywho, I had just got out of baseball practice, so I still had my cleats on. I was about 10-12. There was this big fat shit talking cocksucker named James Donahue. I used to make fun of him a lot, but he deserved it because he fucked with people under him, and that was my basis to fucking with him. So on this particular day, he decided to talk shit about my mom. We were outside, and this kid tells me about it. I see him, he's at a distance of about 30 feet. So I literally ran at this fat fuck as fast as I could, slowed down when I approached him, and stuck him directly in his fucking neck with a jumping back roundhouse kick. I had my cleats on too. It was incredibly beautiful. Then I proceeded to pound the fuck out of him until we were broken up. Ahh, good times. How I miss a good fight.

Another, less entertaining story I am reminded of is one day at Karate. I got finished early, so I went outside. But Ed still wasn't finished. So i was just sitting on this little ledge behind the door waiting for my mom to come out. She finally does, and I hear this woman talking to her about Me and Ed. She said something like 'Why do you let your kids act that way in public?' Some stupid shit like that. I don't even remember what the fuck we were doing, but obviously this ignorant cunt thought Ed was my brother. What a dumb bitch. If I was who I am now back then, I would have given her a round house kick directly to her fucking skull. Fucking dyke bitch.

Enough nostalgia. Peace.