Cancer, Jews Pissed, Terrorists and Amonia

Police Investigate Texas Chemical Port Shooting
Can you say 'Potential Terrorist Attack'? Oh really? I can. POTENTIAL TERRORIST ATTACK. That's what they're saying, but they're saying it in the absolute most vanilla, watered down, sugar coated way. Some fucking towel head is at some chemical plant checking shit out, taking pictures. Why the fuck is he taking pictures? This is called suspicious behavior. Especially when you consider the fact that he's middle eastern. Then he shoots the guard who yells at him? If I lived anywhere near there, I'd be moving real fast.

Gates Plans an End to Spam in Two Years
Surrrrrre. The same way he said that by Windows Media Player 9, 'buffering' would not exist. My ass. Lying asshole. Take your 'magic solution' and use it to be something other than an evil fuck.

Study Links Some Hair Dyes to Kind of Cancer
Here's your warning ladies, and goths alike. Stop using the black fucking hair dye. It's gonna kill you. The study says so. And studies are always right of course. If I owned some Loreal stock, I'd be selling it as of right now.

Jewish Scholars Threatened Me Over 'Passion' Film, Gibson Says
Oh my god. I am so fucking sick of hearing about this stupid shit. This movie is gonna make a ton of money. It's going to be fucking sick. Mark my words.