Random Shiot

Man, my sleep is so fucked up. I don't even have a sleeping schedule anymore. Seriously, I sleep whenever the fuck. I've been staying up for 24+ hours many a time these past few weeks. I'm in the middle of it right now. I woke up at 7 am yesterday after like 6 hours of sleep, slept for a few more a couple hours later and I've been up since like 2:30 pm. And I'll definitely be up until 4 pm today since I'm going to Islands of Adventure. I love that god damn place. It's my new best friend.

It's fucking cold. Ok, it's only 39 degrees but that's fucking cold to me. It makes my god damn balls shrivel. And you know what, I don't like that. My balls need all the space they can get in their little 2 room apartment, and when the weather is cold, their living space is reduced. It sucks for them. I would like to see a global warming device. A world wide heat/air conditioning system. It'd make my life 10 times fucker better. Because I hate the fucking cold. I said that already though. Oh shit I have nothing else to say. Good day.

News Sucks/New Shiot Coming

I try to talk about the news, but I will not talk about lame ass stories just because that's all that's going on. We're going through a drought right now. Here's the news.

Janet Jackson's tit was exposed in front of 300 million people. Cool, everyone's talking about it, no need for me to. It's really getting out of hand. I actually saw an article about the maker of the star nipple ring she was wearing. Come the fuck on now.

She wasn't allowed to come to the Grammy's unless she apologized. Don't care.

John Kerry is kicking everyone's ass. Gotcha.

Wesley Clark ended his presidential campaign. Sucks for you, ya doughnut serving freak.

Suicide bombing in Iraq kills 44. It happens constantly. I'm completely desensitized. Don't give a shit.

11 year old Sarasota girl murdered by redundant criminal who should have been in prison. Sad. This Amber Alert deal we got going is really working well. It's ringing people in quite nicely. This is seriously all the 'big' news for the week. Come onnn already, someone fucking bomb a building or something. Argh. Gimme something to talk about.

Well in some personal news, I'm working on a new project. I've been saving up my money to start up a small company making some pretty interesting shit for the sick masses. It'll be good shit. I think I can make it succeed. I wonder how many people really come to this site. I don't even have this shiot submitted to Google or anything. I should do that. I should add a counter too. I'll do that right now. Peace.

You Fags

Ya know what's really gay? When a bunch of little faggots, over or near the age of 18 get together on a Sunday night to play retro Nintendo games together. These motherfucking faggots. How gay do you have to be? I mean honestly you sackless pieces of shit, do you realize how incredibly fucking gay you are? Look at yourselves. All at a working age, none of you pathetic fucking enema bags even have a job. And the one or two that DO have a job, don't even drive themselves to work! Cuz they're too fucking lazy and fucking retarded to study a god damn book for 5 minutes and pass a test to get it. God damn morons piss me off. They spit in the face of all of my morals.
How pathetic do you have to be to do be over 18 and do nothing but play video games with your friends? I mean literally, that's all these faggots do together, besides fuck eachother in the ass every so often. Literally... No Jobs, no relationships, no responcibilites at all, just a little group of 8 pathatic lifeless oxygen wasting fuck asses, doing nothing but playing their faggot little Super Smash Brothers on QueerCube. You're a waste of life, and I wish death upon you faggoty cock loving metrosexual shit stabbers. Die, and die now. When you have a job, and a license, and maybe a bill or 2, then you'll have earned the right to relax and play games with your friends. Fucking scum bag leeches... They will be the same god damn people to be living off unemployment in 5 years. I am pissed... I feel better now though. DICK LOVERS.

At Large: With Geraldo Riveria

Geraldo Riveria is such a fag. I hate him. I want him to kill himself. I want to put super glue all up in his big ass fucking 80's mustache and just rip it off with one clean sweep. My god that would be cool. God damn his nose is so huge. You could fist that fucking thing.