News Sucks/New Shiot Coming

I try to talk about the news, but I will not talk about lame ass stories just because that's all that's going on. We're going through a drought right now. Here's the news.

Janet Jackson's tit was exposed in front of 300 million people. Cool, everyone's talking about it, no need for me to. It's really getting out of hand. I actually saw an article about the maker of the star nipple ring she was wearing. Come the fuck on now.

She wasn't allowed to come to the Grammy's unless she apologized. Don't care.

John Kerry is kicking everyone's ass. Gotcha.

Wesley Clark ended his presidential campaign. Sucks for you, ya doughnut serving freak.

Suicide bombing in Iraq kills 44. It happens constantly. I'm completely desensitized. Don't give a shit.

11 year old Sarasota girl murdered by redundant criminal who should have been in prison. Sad. This Amber Alert deal we got going is really working well. It's ringing people in quite nicely. This is seriously all the 'big' news for the week. Come onnn already, someone fucking bomb a building or something. Argh. Gimme something to talk about.

Well in some personal news, I'm working on a new project. I've been saving up my money to start up a small company making some pretty interesting shit for the sick masses. It'll be good shit. I think I can make it succeed. I wonder how many people really come to this site. I don't even have this shiot submitted to Google or anything. I should do that. I should add a counter too. I'll do that right now. Peace.