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News Channel 10 - News - Runaway Truck Crashes Into Church

Man, this is so awesome. Why can't this happen everyday? Great news folks. And who says the news is filled with nothing but bad news? Whoever does I say is full of shit because I found some good news bitches. To me anyway.

Peter Pan

The new Peter Pan movie is the shit. Best version I've ever seen. Great effects, great story, and especially great music. Beyond an awesome movie. I suggest renting it now. It brought back a lot of childhood memories. Pretty cool.

Florida Subpoenas 8 oil Companies

Florida subpoenas 8 oil companies over soaring gas prices: South Florida Sun-Sentinel It's about fucking time. Charlie Crist gets my vote next election. Charlie Crist, my state's attorney general, you are the man and I love you.

Ahem. Let's do a little bit of math to see how much these 8 cocksucking corporations are stealing from me. Keep in mind, I'm only doing math for the gas I use for work that I put in my work only car. Last year, in my area, average gas was about 1.52. This article states it anyway. So we'll use that number. I need 6 gallons of gas everyday. 5 times a week. That's $9.12 a day, $45.60 a week, $182.40 a month and $2380.32 a year. Just for work gas. I got gas at the nearest gas station yesterday at a fucking disgusting price of $2.09 a gallon. It's been around this price for 2 weeks now. I now spend $12.54 a day, $62.70 a week, 250.80 a month, and... $3272.94 a year. This is JUST the gas I use delivering pizzas. The difference just makes me want to start fucking bombing every gas station in the US. I lose $3.42 a day, $17.10 a week, $68.40 a month and... (*thinks about killing some corporate cocksuckers again*), 892.62 a year. So let's summarize.

The greedy cocksucker motherfuckers are literally stealing:
3 DOLLARS AND 42 CENTS A DAY or
17 DOLLARS AND 10 CENTS A WEEK or
68 DOLLARS AND 40 CENTS A MONTH or...
892 FUCKING DOLLARS AND 62 GOD DAMN CENTS A YEAR

THAT'S 892 DOLLARS THAT THEY ARE FUCKING STEALING FROM ME! THIS DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING INCLUDE THE FUCKING 16 GALLONS I USE A WEEK ON MY TALON THAT ONLY FUCKING GETS 21 MPG.

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Hardcore Oven Catching

Today at work was crazy. I walked in to fucking chaos. a 75 pie order was in the process. The assistant manager was on the ovens struggling big time and the owner looked like he was about to murder her for sucking it up. She had like 4 pies piled up on the cut tables and he took them all and through them on the ground, gave me a new cutter and through me to the wolves. The oven is basically a conveyer. Double decker too. Which basically means 4 pizzas coming out constantly. It was 40 minutes of constant non stop catching, putting in a box and cutting. I was soaking with sweat. I mean I was standing in front of that 539 degree fucking oven for so long working my ass off. I took half of the order and this guy Dick took the other half. And I got 25 bucks. SHA-WING.

Finished the rant. Now it's just a matter of making a page for it and uploading it. I'll throw it up along with the rest of the site when it's finished.

Long Tiring Day

I had a long tiring day and I'm gonna go take a fucking nap. I'll post about my day later.

Manhunt

Manhunt. Manhunt is a fucking bad ass game. The ever hardcore Rockstar Games meets Splinter Cell with a whole lot of vulgarity and brutality. I love Rockstar Games. They make my favorite games, like Max Payne. Damn awesome. What a great developer. My kind of people.

Oh by the way, new rant soon. TeeHee.

TheSick.Net [Simplicity] Up And Running

The Simplicity layout is up and running. The site will be a work in progress. Consider yourself privileged that I uploaded the layout and the blog. ;)

As of today, TheSick.Net is on its own hosting server. Which means www.extremethemes.net/Matt/TheSick/rants.html will now simply be www.thesick.net/rants.html. And as before, http://www.thesick.net points right to the site of course. Still working on various sections. You will see incomplete pages and you will get 404's. Deal with it. Like I said, it's not finished yet.

I bought a stainless steal header for my car today along with a stainless steal 2 and a half inch downpipe. This completes my upgraded exhaust system. Woot. Next I shall bore out my throttle body and maybe get a pocket logger, but ehh, I don't know. I'm watching Raw. Raw is good. I'm gonna stop doing this and do more of that.

Shrek 2

Shrek 2 was fucking awesome. What a great movie. I love Shrek. My domain is down right now. Because I'm finally moving out! TheSick.Net is moving off my moms server on to my own that I'm paying for. This allows me the coolness of having www.thesick.net/blog.html and stuff like that. yepppp.

We Like The Subs!

Quizno's is the shit. That is all.

Bah, Boring Day Off

God dammit. I'm so bored. For the first time in a while actually, and I'm really not used to it. Christ I've been so busy. I'm still working on getting the other 3 sections of the site up. I want to use frames with the remaining 3, but I hate frames. I'm trying to figure out a way to not use them. The problem is displaying a list of rants on the same page as the rants themselves, since the list would be on the right side over there. That's the way I want to do it, but I can't do that because that would mean that every time I added a rant, I'd have to change code on every page for every rant. That makes posting a rant a pain in the ass. I'll figure something out though. Fucking frames... Maybe if I can make them seemless enough them it'll be ok.

I got a new cell phone. It's a Sanyo VM4500. It's got a camera and a camcorder built in, so it's pretty fucking cool. I'm having tons of fun with this thing. It's the top of the line/most expensive phone available for Sprint PCS. Here are a few pictures I've taken with it.

Well that's all folks. Peace.

Good Enough For Now

Yet another NEW TheSick.Net has been launched. The name of this layout is 'Simplicity'. Not quite as simple as I wanted it to be but it's all good. It's a work in progress. It's good enough now where I can say 'Hey check it out!'. Which is what I'm doing...

Brand new permalinks and commenting will be coming within a week. The permalinks are there now, as you can see if you click the subject text but they don't work properly yet and they won't until I get some stuff figured out on transferring domains between 2 divisions of the same company and using that one of those company's hosting services. Sound confusing? Yes, it is. It's a pain in the ass but I'll have everything, including creations, up in a week. Peace.

New Slipknot

The new Slipknot sucks. Don't waste your money on it whenever the fuck it comes out. It's fucking horrible. There's like 2 shitty ass acoustic songs on it. Fucking losers. Most of the CD is still hard buy Corey sings like a faggot, and the songs simply suck. They are not good... at all. Sad. Welcome to select group of Rock Bitches.