A Little Something About Money

What is money? I think it means something different to everyone. But I tend to agree with Walt Disney. Money is nothing more than an object used to finance your interests. I definitely agree with this. I don't know if it applies to you, but it applies to me. Now what is an interest? What do most peoples' money goto? Bills, of course. Cable bill. Electric bill. Water bill, car payment, credit card payment, phone bill, etc. Out of these main bills, Electric, water, and a phone is what is necessary to live. The cheapest phone plan you can find. People waste so much money on unnecessary shit, I guess to improve their quality of life. Do you really need 300 channels? Do you like paying for the Oxygen Channel? Basic cable is cool for me. I get all the channels I need. Fuse is a great channel, but that's only digital in my area. But that's neither here nor there.

My point is that so many people are unhappy in life, but it's because they won't make the necessary changes to give them that happiness. Save a little here and there and cut back here and there and you'll have money to spend on THAT. Somethings are really under-valued.

My big interest is cars. My interest is buying a car, making it stronger, faster, better, and then driving really fast listening to my kinda music really loudly. That is my interest. Currently, I do not make enough money to finance this interest as rapidly as I'd hope. But this will change soon.

So, think about what your interests are. Financing your interests WILL make you happy in the long run. As long as it is a healthy interest. That means that if you're a druggie, then keep wasting your money to get high while standing on the bottom. Me though, I'm fucking floating. Not quite flying yet though.

Emperor Sick

I had no idea my website looked so fucked on PC. I of course use a Mac, so I don't get to check my shit on a PC too often. I guess the sub-content table on the right is pretty fucked up. My apologies. A new layout is coming soon though.

I have an idea. I read an article about how when hurricane Charley was due to hit Tampa Bay straight on, Pinellas County officials released 256 inmates, and basically gave them a 4 get out of jail free card. Obviously, some would not return. 27 to be exact. Now I saw this is as amazing. I think to myself: 'Wow, only 27 didn't return?'. I would have expected 27 to return. Pretty amazing if you ask me. This tells me that a lot of prisoners do indeed learn their lesson in jail. A lot of them do shape up.

I don't want to seem racial, but facts are facts. Out of the 17 fugitive inmates, 12 of them are black. Not too surprising I know, but that says something. I'm just not too sure what. I'd like to know the missing 27's crimes so I could judge accordingly. I think that good behavior should be rewarded with vacation time. I think that if a prisoner, who say is in there for a non violent crime, like credit card fraud or something. I think people who commit non violent crimes should be rewarded for good behavior, and should be let out for a day or two. This is a good thing. This gives them a taste of how horrible it really is in there and shows them what it misses. It intensifies the whole prison theory. Depriving one of their freedom will cause them to not do what they did wrong again. I dunno, I need to be the president. Or maybe just the Emperor of the United States. I think that would be cooler anyway

James Oddo

James Oddo is the biggest fucking idiot of all time. This motherfucking piece of shit enrages me. I was watching an interview on ESPN, and this petty faggot City Council MINORITY Leader is trying ban aluminum bats. This includes Little League, High School baseball, and all college baseball. I'm sure it includes other leagues, like the Babe Ruth league and the Dixie league.

This guy is a motherfucking retard. These politicians have no fucking right putting their hands where they don't belong. I'm sure there are thousands of other issues this guy should be dealing with in NEW YORK.

Apparently, his argument is that aluminum bats should be banned because children get injured, particularly pitchers, due to the batter hitting the ball back at them. His argument is that the bats are designed for performance, and because of this horrible factor that he actually compared to additives in cigarettes, pitchers get hurt. This guy is a motherfucking moron, and he has no idea what he's talking about. I bet his kid plays baseball, and he got hit or something. I guarantee he never played a day in his fucking life.

Let me tell you something. I played baseball for 8 seasons. I pitched many, many games. Not once was I ever injured by a ball hit back at me. However, there was one time that I was playing a non little league game. Just with some kids around town. This big fuck who was 3 years older than me hit the ball right back at me as I was pitching, and it hit me right in my gut. The ball dropped right in front of me, I then picked up the ball and through his slow ass out. This was the only time a ball ever struck me. It's not hard to knock a ball down with your fucking glove. As a pitcher, I had many balls hit back at me hard. I could easily uhh... put my glove up (which is a crazy concept for this fucking retard) and catch it. If it's hit hard and fast, you jump out of the fucking way! I had to do this as well many times. It happens. Sports are dangerous. Every sport has a dangerous aspect.

Here's my counter argument: What about the batters who get hit by pitchers? These kids throw the ball fucking fast. They're young and not too accurate at times. Kids get hit often. Sometimes they get hit in the head. It happens often in Little League. Now, if this guy cares so much about the safety of children, then why isn't he banning pitching? Should we revert to 8-9 year old rules: Which state that pitchers are not allowed, and in all games a pitching machine is to be used. This is a fact. Why isn't he lobbying for this as well? If he is so concerned for the children, then why isn't he bitching about pitchers hitting batters? He's a fucking ignorant piece of shit and someone needs to beat him in the fucking face for being such a dumb shit. FUCK YOU JAMES COCKSUCKER ODDO.

Gymnasts/My Boss The Faggot

Olympic Gymnasts are hot. Well, some are. They never have big boobs. I don't get that. Why don't gymnasts have big boobs? It's an enigma.

Well my day was quite interesting. I woke up at around 3 pm yesterday, and I didn't sleep until today at 6, for about 3 hours. I spent all night playing MLB Slugfest: Loaded, watching The Butterfly Affect a few times, and playing Super Mario 3 on my computer. I was highly stimulated to say the least, so I just didn't sleep. I brought my girlfriend to school, bought some Yellow Swarm, and went on with the day. I went home and my brother messaged me on aim and I ended up helping him put on a new muffler for his car for from 11-5. Lonnng day. Very complex and ghetto, but that's what happens when welding isn't an option. We had to keep going back out to town to get certain shit. It took a while but the results were favorable. They opened up a Sonic's Drive In not too far away from me. Great shit. That places rules. I got some popcorn chicken from that place today. It was good stuff.

Geez, I keep seeing major came toe from these gymnasts. I'm not being a pervert either. I'm not even watching for the eye candy. I could care less really, but it's surprising when you catch some camel toe from a 16-17 year old. And let me remind you that I am 18, so I'm still legally and morally allowed to look at a 16 year old say 'Damn look at that hot bitch'. These chicks have abs of steal. Crazy. Some of these foreign gymnasts look like men. They're not very hot. At all.

Well I called into work today. Fuck my faggot boss. I didn't feel like going to work today, so I fucking didn't. He can suck a fat cock. The little bit. This guy is like fucking 5'4 and weights under 100 pounds. I'd love to just fucking crush this piece of shit. He's a sad little man on a power trip, and he likes fucking with me. I used to kiss his ass all the time and I was a good little employee but then a situation came up where I had to call off, for what wasn't a very good reason in his eyes. Ever since then he has been fucking with me. Not to mention that he gave a promotion that I earned and that I deserved, that he led me to believe I was getting to his fucking wife. His stupid ass ugly goofy wife works there, and he made her the new assistant manager. Fucking bullshit. This is a conflict of interest and it's fucked up. I work 10 times fucking harder, faster, and better than that biotch. It's fucked up. So fuck him, if I don't wanna work then I'll fucking call off. Bitches.

Charley

Hurricane Charley is about to kick the shit out of Florida. I live in Citrus County. Citrus county is about 3 counties above Tampa. This level 3 hurricane is coming straight for Tampa. DAMN NIGGA! Yeah, pretty shitty. We have all kinds of warnings for our county. Flood warnings, tornado warnings, hurricane warnings. It's fucked. I'll keep writing about what's going on. So far though, there's nothing. The reports say it should start raining around 8 am and by 2 we'll be getting our ass kicked. Let's see what happened. Hopefully I won't have to work today.

My whole body is so fucking sore. From head to toe. I definitely shouldn't have had my baseball workout yesterday. My ribs, my legs, and especially my throwing arm is in immense pain. It fucking sucks. Bah. My balls don't hurt though. That's certainly a relief.

My One True Love

Baseball is my one true love. I played the game for 8 years. I started at Tee Ball, bur was forced to quit my senior season. I started smoking about 2 years before, and it had just finally caught up with me. During try outs, I was blacking out and couldn't see the ball as I was warming up. I still managed to throw it back and forth a few times, but then I started to feel like I was going to pass out, so I said fuck this and left, and that was the end of baseball for me.

So about a month ago, I bought a remote for my tv. I hadn't been watching tv for a while. I broke the original remote for my tv years ago, and then I bought a new one and I lost it and then I went about a year without a remote, barely watching tv. I finally got a new remote, and I started watching baseball again. Like seeing an ex-girlfriend, or boyfriend, I started missing my first true love. So I decided I was gonna see if I still had anything left in me.

I went to Walmart. I bought 12 baseballs. I went to the baseball park and started throwing them back and forth against warm up fences. Basically, there are 2 fences that a pitcher and catcher will use before the game, and there is a fence behind each of them. Got the visual? Well I was just throwing 12, then throwing 12 the other way. I through the ball about 100 times. After this, I ran a lap around the entire park. There are 4 baseball fields. Let me remind you that I smoke nearly 3 packs a day. But I have fuck loads of tenacity. At about the half way point, I felt like dying. It was sick. But I ran the whole fucking lap without stopping once, and needless to say I was pretty fucking proud of myself. I was even more surprised that I still had the speed and accuracy with my throwing. I guess once you truly master a craft, you never lose the touch. I surely didn't lose mine.

I didn't start pitching until later into my 8 year career. The last 4 I pitched. I pitched a lot in my last 2 however. For 6 of those eight seasons, I played first base. That was MY position. I am a first baseman by trade and a damn good one at that. No one in my league could scoop a ball out of the dirt like I could. No could could stretch like I could. No one had the precise timing that I did to stretch for the catch. I was always the clean up hitter too. Not to toot my own horn here, but I was the fucking man. I'll get into baseball stories more often in my blogs, but this is mostly an introduction. When I played, I was in the top 5 in our entire league. Maybe the top 2. I made the All-Star team every year I was eligible. 6 years. I batted clean up 3rd every All-Star game and if I wasn't starting at first, I was the starting pitcher. Good times. The best day of my life came from baseball. One day I shall tell this story.

Sleepy Babble

I'm tired. But I cannot sleep. It's 5:27 am right now and I have to leave to take my girlfriend to school in an hour. I'm such a sweet bf, I know. I go through all this damn suffering just so I can see her for an hour in the morning. I think I deserve a trophy for all of the driving I do. I spend most of my time in a car driving. I should get some type of recognition. Like, they give out special awards at the Grammy's and Academy Awards and shit. So maybe someone should make me some kinda special Driver of the Century award. I am a professional driver, you know. Ok enough tooting of my horn and balls. I should think of something to talk about besides how much I drive. Hmm...

If anyone tells you that you can make a fortune on eBay, tell them to fuck off. You know I was thinking, what the fuck does 'bay' have to do with an auction side. I mean, ok I get the e. Electronic. So somehow Electronic Bay = Auction Website? Is this some type of crazy auction linger that I am not aware of? Or perhaps this just doesn't make sense. eAuction would be cooler. Or eBid. Yes eBid would have been a much better name for the words first and largest auction site. I'm going to have a word with someone about this. Perhaps I can get the name changed. It annoys me.

Ya know what else annoys me? Indians. Now, I don't mean the Hindu kinda with the dots on your head at your local gas station. I think those guys are alright, and they treat us Americans a lot better than your standard toothless whore at other gas stations. I'm down with the Hindus. Besides, Buddah rocks. The least fucked up religion in my opinion. Anyway, I'm taking Native Americans. I don't like them very much. First of all, they think they're better than us because they're 'natives'. Well, I don't think any of them were alive when Columbus found this shit so they can fuck off. Natives my ass. Secondly, they're hardcore into drugs. They love their peace pipe. They're always high, and I particularly look down on drug users. They're also heavily involved in casinos. I mean come on now. How more corrupt can something be? Those Indian casinos and the indians behind them are VERY corrupt. I just don't like how they are. All about spirits and shit, and dream catchers and mohawks and painting shit on your face. That's so fucking stupid. I'd like a paint a picture of a cock on their faces. Now that would be cool.

So indians can fuck off. Along with Germans. Man, do they scare me. I like the English and Australians. In fact, I had a nice conversation with an Australian couple at Disney. Good times. He called me mate. It was quite a cool thing actually. I mean, how many people meet some genuine Aussie Folk and get called mate as they are saying goodbye, huh? It's a damn cool honor I must say.

Fuck I'm tired. I need to go into one of those Sleep Pods. I saw a link for them somewhere on howstuffworkds.com. However, I am far too lazy to go hunt down the link. I need a 20 minute nap, but when I'm asleep there's no getting me up. Unless the world was ending. Then I'd probably get up. But what would be the point of getting up? In sleepy mode, I'd probably think 'Fuck. There's no point in getting up if the world is ending' And then I'd just fall back asleep and die peacefully. But maybe I was actually the key to saving the world? Like Ian Malcom/iMac spokesperson guy who's name I forgot did in Independence Day. He uploaded the virus. He was a smart brother. Along with Will Smith. That scene with them both walking toward the truck with their bitches in it was so bad ass. One of the more memorable movie moments. The music right at that part is so bad ass. I used to have that soundtrack a long time ago when I was really young. It was a 7 minute song and I'd just fast forward to that part of the song. I was damn cool then too.

Tired... Oh, so... tired. I want to drop. I want to go lay on my bed and close my eyes and fall asleep. Oh that would be nice. God damn tiredness. I've only been up for 16 hours. Ehh, I guess that is a bit much. I wish I could never sleep. I'm gonna go figure out a way to not sleep.

Brother Bear Sucks

Disney's Brother Bear, which came out about 2 years ago is a piece of shit. I couldn't even watch it all the way through, it was so horrible. Ridiculously horrible. Ugh. It made me want to vomit. I have deep seeded anger for the downfall of Disney movies, which I won't get into now. All I will say is that I give every movie a fair chance, but every movie since Hunchback has been a piece of shit, and Pochahontus, Hercules, and Hunchback were nowhere near as good as the Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Best, or The Little Mermaid. Those 3 were good, but they did NOT have the Disney Magic. Everything after Hunchback though lacks EVERYTHING that Walt Disney was all about, including that special magic, as well as the most important thing... A GOOD FUCKING STORY. Bitches. This deep anger will one day bring a furious rant. Fucking Michael Eisner.

SaveDisney.Com

Lion King Rules

The Lion King is my favorite Disney movie of all time. It is the absolute best. It is such a powerful story. When I was little, I used to know literally, every word in the movie. Me and my brothers would try and stump eachother. We would start a line and then have the other finish it. It was a little game we played. We couldn't stump eachother very often though. We were damn good. I love that movie though. I rented the special edition DVD today. TONS of great shit on it. It's pretty awesome. But I have a headache and no longer feel like writing. It's also time for me to pick up my man purse and go off to work.

Hellboy and Swamp Thing

I need to make a new layout. This one just isn't cutting it. I don't know. It's too simple. I think simple is great, but I think I 'under-did' myself on this layout. I need a layout that is a little bit more me. I pretty much hate this one. I don't know why I ever made it.

Hellboy is pretty fucking awesome. This is the first of a new trend of comic book movies I have seen. I haven't seen Spider Man 1, or two, Daredevil, The Hulk, X Men 1 or 2, or any others I may have forgotten. I'm not into comic books. It's just not my thing I suppose. But I really like this Hellboy character, and I am definitely looking forward to a sequel. When I was little, I loved The Hulk. I used to watch the old school non computer generated movie. I used to also love Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing was the fucking man. I used to beg my mom all the time to buy me a Swamp Thing toy. I fucking loved how when it was time for him to kick some ass, he would just walk out of the swamp. I loved that shot...

After I started talking about Swamp Thing, I started looking at some fansites to get a little bit of nostalgia. I found out that Swamp Thing is owned by DC Comics. Those motherfuckers are rolling in money. They own all the cool characters.

Anyways, back to Hellboy. Have a nice fucking day.

The Natural Bra

Natura Bra

Wow. What a great product. I propose a new law making it mandatory for all women over the age of 18 to wear one of these. It will be looked at in the same manner as a driver's license. If you aren't wearing one, you're fucked. Jail time, baby. And of course, it will be required by law to submit to any Natura Bra test verification. Man, what an awesome idea.

My Wrath Has Been Invoked

Citrus: Baby dies after father forgets her in hot car

Some fucked up shit happened in my county, a city where my girlfriend lives, where I'm at 5 times a week. Read above.

Whoever the fuck took those fucking pictures deserves to be shot in the fucking head. What the FUCK is the matter with people? You HAVE to be a real lifeless scumbag piece of shit motherfucker to see this situation taking place, and actually having the mental capacity to snap pictures of the grieving father as he is going through probably is and will be the most painful situation of his life. And this cocksucker has the thought of 'HEY! This is a great moment, I NEED to take a picture of this, my bosses will be so happy'. And ANYONE publishing pictures of these pictures also deserve to be shot in the fucking head. Fucking scumbags. The St Pete Times is VERY fucked up for this and I consider this absolutely fucking tasteless and unethical journalism. There are just some lines you don't cross. What a bunch of scumbags. I'm going to make a point of going to every single St Pete Times newspaper machine I see. I will put in one quarter and take every paper. I'll goto every single one in the county if I have to. I will then use all of that newspaper to wipe my ass with for the next year. Fucking scumbags. God damn, I'm pissed.