When Elephants Shit In Toilets

This is an elephant shitting in a toilet. I just thought I would share this with you. I doubt you'll see anything more interesting than this today anyway. Yahoo news link here.

How Old Is An Adult?

Zoloft Killer Gets 30 Years

So... This guy killed two people. He was convicted of his crimes yesterday, and was sentenced to 30 years in prison. His defense was that he went off his anti-depressants and went crazy. So why am I even bothering to speak of it?

BECAUSE THE FUCKING GUY WAS 12 YEARS FUCKING OLD WHEN HE DID IT.

That's fucking right. A 12 year old little fucking fetus boy who didn't even have pubic hair was charged as an adult and will be in prison until he is fucking 45 years old. When he's more than half dead. What the fuck?

I remember seeing a case similar to this when I was very young, maybe 13 years old. I thought it was fucking crazy then, and I think its even fucking more crazy now. How in the fuck can you charge a fucking kid as an adult? It makes absolutely no sense. He was 6 years away from being able to buy cigarettes, porn, lottery tickets, and 4 years away from even being able to drive a fucking car. So... in the court's and fucking retarded jurors eyes... he is old enough and wise enough to make the decision of sound body and mind that if he kills his grandparents, he will spend his life in prison. He can make that reasonable and logical decision, but he can't make the decision to smoke cigarettes, see some titties in Playboy, or even waste a fucking dollar on the lottery.

Come the fuck on. What the fuck is wrong with these people? How can you charge a 12 year old as an adult? How can they be so nonsensical? How can they see a fucking little fucking puebless 12 year old, who obviously has mental problems, and who obviously and legitimately DOES NOT KNOW right from wrong as an adult? Think about what you did when you were 12. How much stupid shit did you do? Ask yourself... Did you REALLY know right from wrong? Did you really understand what life and death was? Did you really understand that death is forever? Did you really understand what jail was? This is fucking insane bullshit. Absolutely insane. I fucking hate the American Justice system. There is no such thing as justice in this country. Men can beat their wives freely. Politicians can lie without reprimand. Superstar baseball players can break records using illegal drugs, and there is absolutely no fucking justice. It's a fucking farce. I can't wait until my fucking generation is in charge. Motherfucks.

Legally speaking... People in this country are changed as adults or children. Children, because they do not know right from wrong, are treated differently in the justice system. I don't know how this fuckng rule-bending bullshit got so out of hand, but this is just fucking crazy to me. How can you give 30 years to a 12 year old? It's like grounding a 14 year old for 2 years for saying 'FUCK'. It's just fucking crazy... I hate this country sometimes.

@ Work

Im Posting From My Cell Phone At Work. It Was Supposed To Be My Day Off. I Want To Kill. I Hate This Fucking Place. My Boss Is A Moody Cunt. I Want Her To Get The Hiv. I Could Never Be So Lucky -------------------- This message was sent from a PCS Phone from Sprint. Get a free PCS Mail account! Sign up via the Web Browser on your Sprint Phone or at http://www.sprintpcs.com.

[Update: From home]Those motherfuckers. This type of mentality is exactly why I'm switching from Sprint very very soon. I send a motherfucking email (I sent to a secret email address to post), and it puts fucking ads in the email, which in turn puts a Sprint ad right on my fucking site. The bitches. Suck cock Sprint. I'm not going to delete it either. I'm going to leave it there for the comedic value.

A New Tattoo

[Click For Full Size] I got a new tattoo on Wednesday. It's pretty awesome. I've very happy with it. It's part 1 of a 2 part series of tattoos. I'm getting the exact same thing, except EVIL will be replaced with GOOD on the opposite wrist. I designed the tattoo 100% myself. It costed 80% and it took an hour and a half.

I almost passed out when I was getting it done. I hadn't eaten anything that day, so after he did about 5-6 lines I started feeling like I was gonna puke and then he said my face turned white as a ghost, and then I went to the bathroom because I thought I was going to puke but I didn't. I came very close to passing out though while laying on the bathroom floor with my head on the toilet. Good times though. He explained to me it happens a lot when people get tattoos in sensitive areas, like the wrist. He said it was sort of an endorphin overload in my brain. Can't wait to get the second part of this bad motherfucker.

The Sick Rips Apart An Angry Comment

Someone just posted an absolutely hilarious comment in this post. Why they chose this post, I have no idea. It is definitely the most boring post I've made in weeks. It reads as follows:

This website is the gayest website in all of the world. I would like to say that if you EVER FUCKEN EVER COME TO POLK COUNTY, A.K.A. LAKELAND, WE'LL RIP YOUR FUCKEN HEAD OFF YOU FUCKEN FAGGOT. LAYOUT IS PRETTY GOOD BUT YOU... FUCKEN WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET GO GET SOME PUSSY YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE! ALSO TELL THAT FRIEND OF YOURS HE IS GAY-> ECHELON. FUCKEN QUEERS -Saturn

I started laughing hysterically when I read this. Let me go through this to make my official reply to this douche bag.

This website is the gayest website in all of the world.
Gayest website in all of the world? I think he meant greatest side in all of the world. Or maybe the most hardcore blog of all time.

I would like to say that if you EVER FUCKEN EVER COME TO POLK COUNTY, A.K.A. LAKELAND, WE'LL RIP YOUR FUCKEN HEAD OFF YOU FUCKEN FAGGOT.
Oh yes, online threats. I love it. Well allow me to say this publically. I work at *CENSORED* located in *CENSORED*, Florida. That is 30-40 minutes from me. So, I don't even know who "we" is, perhaps his "boyz", but if you'd like to attempt to "rip my fucken head off" then you may attempt to at any time. I would gladly and promptly clock out and show you the beating of a life time.

LAYOUT IS PRETTY GOOD BUT YOU...
Why thank you. I have the gayest website ever apparently, but the website is "pretty" good. I think this is slang for "Your website fucking owns my asshole." FUCKEN WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET GO GET SOME PUSSY YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER!
This is straight up fucking ignorance. Obviously this dumb motherfucker knows absolutely nothing about me. I spend quite a lot of time on the internet. I guess that's wasting my time... just like he is by being online... and reading my blog... and commenting. And I'm certainly not fat at all. If being 6'1 and 135 pounds is fat, then 90% of America is absolutely fucking obese. I'm nowhere near fat. I'd be considered "skinny". What an ignorant fucking moron.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE!
Now my website is shitty? So wait... My website is the gayest in the world, but it has a pretty good layout, but it's still shitty? What an incoherent motherfucker. It's obvious he's incredibly jealous of the greatest blog of all time.

ALSO TELL THAT FRIEND OF YOURS HE IS GAY-> ECHELON. FUCKEN QUEERS Saturn
He's referring to one of my good friends dC aka Chris aka Pher aka Echelon. Chris owns and runs a great software company called BHLabs. In my early days, back in 2000 I worked for the company (for free) doing miscellanious tasks and helping out with little things. It was a good time. Apparently this was written by a faggot named Saturn, who actually was the co-founder of BHLabs. He tried to make a competing palace client but it failed miserably. He sucks. He some pathetic geeky motherfucker who used to tell people he lives in Australia. I suspect it wasn't really him who wrote this, as I've spoken to him before and he is not this immature.

I suspect it's someone trying to start shit. Probably a gay bastard from Korn's official palace named Snoopy. He's a homosexual (really) wigger who tries to be cool. He reads my site and tries to mark out to me on AIM and tells me how awesome I am and I either say "I fucking hate you", "You're gay, go suck some dicks", or I ignore him altogether. Either wait, whoever wrote this... Thanks for the good laugh it gave me and thank you for making such great content for my site! And I definitely encourage you to visit me at work.

I Hope The Pope Dies

Pope Stable - Staying In Hospital

Apparently, the Pope got sick and had to goto the hospital. He's now in stable condition. This is absolutely terrible fucking news. Why they fuck won't he die already? I wish he'd fucking drop dead during mass. That would be incredibly hilarious. I really do wish death upon him. He is an evil, evil man. It's terrible that such an evil cocksucking motherfucker could manage to live 84 years. Such good people pass away long before that age. But no, life has this certain fucking irony to it. Let the good die young and the evil live long and prosperous. It's bullshit.

Fuck the Pope. I hope his fucking bowels fall out and he dies a horribly painful death.