Jessica Lunsford

So I'm sure everyone has heard about this whole Jessica Lunsford thing. Sad, sad, sad indeed. But here's what I wanna say about it.

This is happening in my county! Mine! The one I live in! Geraldo fucking Rivera is a 15 minute drive away from me! The sheriff, who was my baseball coach when I was 8 years old is on Fox News! This is all crazy! Sad, but exciting to see all of this attention on this fucking nowhere I live.

This girl was fucking murdered in a house, on a street, that I have delivered a fucking pizza to. That's how close it is. Her address is made public around here on flyers and shit. I was quite amazed when I saw that she lived on Sonata ave. Like I said, I've delivered to that street and it's not a big street. Maybe 20 houses? Err... Mobile homes.

Here's what they're not saying on the news. This girl lived on Sonata AVE. [Map Here] This is by no means a good area. If you look at the map, you'll see Sedalia, Sedate, Sedan, Appian, and Sesame Street. That area is... not bad. Everything else from there on out is complete fucking ghetto. The slum of the slum live off Cardinal Street. It's a long road. Redneck trailer trash motherfuckers. And I'm not saying if you live in trailer, you're trash. There's a difference between living in a cheap house and being a dirty redneck trashy motherfucker. Everything off that road, excluding the few streets I mentioned is fucking ghetto. Worst tips ever.

It's not surprising that child molesters are everywhere. There are 44 registered sex offenders in Homosassa alone... and Homosassa isn't that big at all. Really. It's a small town. No movie theater. They've got a Walmart though. It's just a bad area. There's fucking scumbags everywhere. I'll give you the real deal here:

Sheriff: "We've got a missing girl who lives on Sonata Ave, off of Cardinal."

Deputy: "Cardinal huh? That's a big fucking surprise."

Yep, that's how it would go. I live in a very, VERY small town. We don't even have a fucking fast food place. We've got a grocery store, 2 gas stations, a post office, a car repair place, an animal hospital, a dentist's office... and that's it. We don't have shit. Just a lot of fucking houses all compressed. Shit, I'm surprised I've had broadband 4 years. Anyways, back to my original thought. There's 13 sex offenders in my town. my small fucking down. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement makes all of this information public. I could walk to the nearest sex offender in 2 minutes. Seriously.

I want to do something, but I don't know what. I want to fucking kill them all, so my little sister can actually go outside and ride her fucking bike without supervision like I did when I was her age. But nope, can't do that shit anymore. I want to kill them all, but I can't. Perhaps there is a way to force them out, without getting myself arrested. Or, perhaps there is a way to get them out while taking a chance of being arrested. Why can't I be a vigilante? I'm The motherfucking Sick. I should be like The Punisher. Go kill all of these fucks. I'm tempted. I'll figure something out. I'll do something. I just need to figure that out.

Off to the drawing board I go.